Your golden opportunity.
I was once told by a certain fellow that I would make a good guru:
Lets test out this theory.
Ladies (and gentlemen), feel free to ask me any question you want. This will be like the "Ask the Editors" page of a newspaper or magazine, and since my LJ explores every nook and cranny of the maze of life, I will gladly accept any question, be it mundane, insane, existential, controversial, perplexing, risqué, whatever you please.
You can ask the question anonymously or if you're feeling ballsy you can post you name.
You could ask me for advice about your love life, your career, or about other crossroads you may come across. Or hell, you could ask me personal questions. This can be my long-awaited tell-all E! True Hollywood Story.
This should be fun.
So post a question (more than one!), give me some time, and prepare to receive a highly qualified, well thought out answer.