OhYass is love. And happy birthday to Yoko

May 08, 2007 17:16

Am feeling slightly better, thanks to emails from pple like Ana & Kate who have been really sweet and most of all, Herny. HERNY ILU even if u call urself Mrs Nishikido ♥

AND TEH INTERNET IS WONDERFUL COS IT BRINGS ME THIS



ASSJFDDSLKOMFGOMFGKISSOHKURAYASUIAMDYINGSASAL;S

I bet OhYass Shippers are currently twitching and foaming at the mouth. I am just going into seizures. OH GAD. Obviously this is photoshopped. Ok the OhYass shipper in me says IT'S NOT. It's so sweet and hot at the same time. *dies*



I am so HOT my armpits smell like bottled sex.



Without a doubt, Ryo is an uke. He's deliberating who has the unlucky pleasure of topping him tonight.



Proof no 2 : Ryo bites his towel to stifle a whimper whenever he is hard. Cos u know, he gets hard anywhere, anyhow.



"Money or Sex?" Ryo is extorted by one black dangerously retarded armed bandit.

"YOKO U CAN HAVE ME!!!" - Ryo

Either that or he stole Yoko's purin.



In this picture, Ryo looks like he has a total IQ of 70.
1) Maybe he's currently wondering why Uchi hasn't gotten his not-so-subtle message of him getting no satisfaction because Uchi is too busy sucking off the beer bottle
2) Or he's trying to rival Ohkura in the category of Eito who zones out the most with a blank face.
3) Or maybe he's been hanging out too much with Jin. You know hanging out with Jin kinda does that to people. *gets bricked*

Here Ryo demonstrates how to lick cream properly. Erm the cake kind.



When in doubt, use your tongue.



*resists urge to add in some pervy commentary*



Suck it deep. Hollow your cheeks. Obviously Ryo and his big ego thinks his fingers taste very good. Or maybe there's something of Uchi on those fingers.

And before someone lambasts me for being a perv once again. I am diverting your attention with this fairly innocuous pic.



Ryo squinting hard : WTF? Is that Jin?
Baru : OMIGAD.
Yoko *still confused, with toy guy in hand* : Am I supposed to shoot him?
Why Yoko looks like he just went for a booze session with Uchi.

Yasu...Yasu....*LMFAO* He looks like he's taking it up the ass



Btw, whoever said grown men can't cry because they look like wimps lied. Ohkura is tearing up here in the Osaka Romanesque perf in Spirits and all he makes me wanna do is hug him. In fact, I believe all of them looked close to crying, esp Baru.



And since Uchi is gone temporarily, Ryo is holding an invisible person in his hands in the Sukiyanen Osaka PV. Yes I need to mention Uchi at least once in the picspams.



I am oddly fascinated by this pic. Maybe it's Yasu's "Oh no I'm losing to Ohkura and he's gonna bully me again in bed tonight" kind of expression.
Or maybe it's the smug little grin Ohkura failed to hide. Either way, u know Yasu wins.



And lastly can I just say how Ohkura's body language screams "Back off bitch, Yasu is mine"? It's so blatantly possessive. *squeee*

I think Ohkura's birthday is coming. IDK. I might do another lame picspam since I got nothing much to offer except my body but I doubt Ohkura is like interested since he has Yasu and Ryo.

Probably a picspam of how Ohkura became Ohkura. In case u are thinking my sentence doesn't make sense, u check this out.



Srsly how did that little boy with the toothy grin and buck teeth become this?
Not that the toothy Ohkura isn't cute. He looks cute in the he's-my-lil-brother kind of way. If Ohkura is my brother now, I'll be having some very impure thoughts that will prob send me right to Hell.



BOTTOM LEFT. SO HAWT. I love it when Ohkura goes frowning. Normally that only happens behind the drums when he's concentrating. Or when he's denied food. XDDD

And top right. His hand is looking very suspicious. I like. :D

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URGH. Yoko's birthday tomorrow and I forgot until I saw a post in K8 comm.

Anyway I love Yoko. He talks too much, he makes fun of Ohkura but yet Ohkura says he loves being bullied by Yoko. He doesn't mind pple laughing at him and he rocks the fedora hats. Even if I make fun of him looking like a retard sometimes, ILU Yoko. ♥



Yoko is awesum because the ability to laugh at one self with self-deprecation is HAWT. Not to mention he blurbs out stuff like Hina is BIG and mentions Sho-chan on Recomen all the time. I love Yoko for simply being him, at least I can say he's genuine and not pretending to be someone he's not, and that's more than I can say for a lot of people.



Even if he's wearing this funny trucker cap with a fluffy ball on top.



I am officially dying of blood loss. YOKO DO ME.



Yoko is a fucking superman. Even if his face in the pic doesn't show that.
Here's hoping u are gonna spend ur birthday tomorrow pigging out with Ohkura, having fun with Eito or hanging out in the hostess club.

Pics credited to 526 Ryo, Ryo baidu, Tacchon baidu and various wretch albums. Oh btw the kissing pic is from a gv porn thanks to autumnjaide who told me. But nvm. I'll rather think of them as Ohkura and Yasu. *the power of self-delusion* XDDD

visual: picspam

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