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1) My uncle: ..can beat up your uncle.
2) Never in my life: will I give up.
3) When I was five: my neighbour told me to move my lemonade stand because she felt it was taking away business from her corner store.
4) High school was: an experience I won't need therapy to overcome.
5) I will never forget: how it felt to be in New York City.
6) I once met: Katie Couric. Well, I pointed at her and she looked my way at the same time!
7) There’s this girl I know who: is just like a sister to me. I'm so thankful.
8) Once, at a bar: I saw two girls take their shirts off to win a dildo. I almost puked.
9) By noon I’m usually: logging off the computer and getting ready for my break.
10) Last night: Jake brought Wes over to play with the girls on the trampoline.
11) If I only had: an eye for fashion or decorating.
12) Next time I go to church, I: promise to pay more attention.
13) Terri Schiavo: Power of Attorney people.
14) What worries me most: is that I'll be just an alright teacher.
15) When I turn my head left, I see: The Mezanine.
16) When I turn my head right, I see: a view of Kirkland Lake.
17) You know I’m lying when I say: "Everything at home is just fine."
18) What I miss most about the eighties: John Hughes and Molly Ringwald. They made a good team.
19) If I were a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: anything but an apothicary.
20) By this time next year: I'll have a different summer job and I'll be obsessing about Teacher's College, and money.
21) This time last year: I was worried about living in a very small house with two other people.
22) I have a hard time understanding: Why some people just can't be solid.
23) If I ever go back to school I’ll: most likely build on the education I already have instead of changing careers.
24) You know I like you if: I call you.
25) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: The fam.
26) Quine, Kierkegaard, Bentham, Rawls: Mean nothing to me, yet. I'm so ignorant.
27) Take my advice, never: avoid a situation. Face it head-on.
28) My ideal breakfast is: cereal with fruit, toast with jam, and tall glass of sunshine.
29) A song I love, but do not have is: The song that plays at the beginning of Pulp Fiction. I get Chad to play it on guitar all the time.
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: a tour of the Museum of Northern History, and Cheddar Cheese Poppers from The Bridge.
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: beautiful, everyone's got 'em, unreliable, go team.
32) Why won’t anyone: just stop getting prescriptions?
33) If you spend the night at my house, don’t: snoop. That's rude.
34) I’d stop my wedding for: a family emergency. I think that's about it.
35) The world could do without: Paris Hilton.
36) My favourite blonde is: Reese Witherspoon.
37) Paper clips are more useful than: nail polish.
38) If I do anything well, it’s: listen.
39) One decision that consistently haunts me is: my decision to attend a northern university. Sometimes I wish I knew what it felt like to live in a true city.
40) And by the way: Don't assume you know who I am and what I'm about. I hate that.