so fucking true

(435): Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood

life is strange.

i'm over this bullshit.

i haven't had sex in a month and a half, barely more than a quick kiss even.
this is one of my longest dry spells. i actually got more ass when i was single.
i want to go to revolution saturday night and hope that a beautiful lesbian hits on me. not likely though, the only ones that ever hit on me are fat dykes. i only do fems.

don't you hate it when you've sort of forgotten about a painful thing but then you run across something that reminds you of it?
i just did. fml.

i'm a very bitter person ( Read more... )

life is sucking a lot lately, even more than usual.
hopefully, in late august/early september things will be looking up.

i'm wondering how to go about finding a girl to have a threesome with.
i don't know any single, willing girls that i'm attracted to and it wouldn't be awkward with.
too bad foursomes seem like they would be really awkward to have. that might be easier.

yesterday i was all weepy, for no particular reason. i'm just really worn out and broke and stressed ( Read more... )

life is pretty whatever.