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Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius. Today we salute you, Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator. Wearing nothing but a whistle and a clip board, you are living the real American dream: Getting paid to think up fun things to do naked. Sure there's danger: vinyl chairs, sun burn, chafing... and lawn darts, completely out of the question. Your keen instincts tell you to stick to activities that involve lots of bouncing and jiggling, and if that doesn't work, who cares, you're all naked. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, nudie boy, because we all know when the going gets tough, the tough get naked.