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Had much fun with my best friend who is home from her vacation!!
48 things to do while at Walmart
1. Ride those little electronic cars
at the front of the store.
2. Contaminate the entire auto
department by sampling all the spray
air fresheners.
3. Challenge other customers to duels
with tubes of gift wrap.
4. Re-dress the mannequins.
5. When there are people behind you,
walk REALLY SLOW.
6. Walk up to an employee and tell him
in an official tone, "I think we've
got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see
what happens.
7. Play with the automatic doors.
8. Walk up to complete strangers and
say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so
long!..." etc. See if they play along
to avoid embarrassment.
9. While walking through the clothing
department, ask yourself loud enough
for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crap,
anyway?"
10. Repeat Number 9 in the jewelry
department.
11. Ride a display bicycle through the
store; claim you're taking it for
a "test drive."
12. Follow people through the aisles,
always staying about five feet away.
Continue to do this until they leave
the department.
13. Play soccer with a group of
friends, using the entire store as
your playing field.
14. As the cashier runs your purchases
over the scanner, look mesmerized and
say, "Wow. Magic!"
15. Put M&M's on layaway.
16. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to
carpeted areas.
17. Test the fishing rods and see what
you can "catch" from the other aisles.
18. Drape a blanket around your
shoulders and run around
saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"
19. TP as much of the store as
possible.
20. Randomly throw things over into
neighboring aisles.
21. Play with the calculators so that
they all spell "hello" upside down.
22. When someone asks if you need
help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't
you people just leave me alone?"
23. When two or three people are
walking ahead of you, run between
them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
24. Make up nonsense products and ask
newly hired employees if there are any
in stock, i.e., "Do you have any
Shnerples here?"
25. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by
setting up a full scale battlefield
with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
26. Take bets on the battle described
above.
27. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
28. Dart around suspiciously while
humming the theme from "Mission:
Impossible."
29. Attempt to fit into very large gym
bags.
30. Attempt to fit other people into
very large gym bags.
31. Say things like, "Would you be so
kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
32. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in
front of the store.
33. Two words: "Marco Polo."
34. Leave Cheerios in the Lawn and
Garden department, pillows in the pet
food aisle, etc.
35. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in
Electronics.
36. When someone steps away from their
cart to look at something, quickly
make off with it without saying a word.
37. Relax on the patio furniture until
you get kicked out.
38. When an announcement comes over
the loudspeaker, assume the fetal
position and scream, "No, no! It's
those voices again!"
39. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a
time.
40. Drag a lounge chair on display
over to the magazines and relax.
41.If the store has a food court, buy
a soft drink; explain that you don't
get out much, and ask if they can put
a little umbrella in it.
42.Go to the fitting room and yell
real loud....."Hey we're out of toilet
paper in here!"
43. Go to the bathroom department and
stick all of the plungers to the floor.
44. Lay on the floor and act like you
are having a spasm.
45. Take a tester bottle of perfume
and go crazy all over the store.
46. Get boxes of adult diapers and
randomly put them in peoples' carts
when they aren't looking.
47. In the auto department practice
your Madonna look using different size
funnels.
48. Hide in the clothing racks and
when people are searching through them
jump out and say "PICK ME PICK ME"