Sorry, I know this wasn't made in MS Paint but I couldn't resist.

[ashleyandsuch]

So about a month or so ago Viki and I had this conversation on Gchat:

me: are there any other wedding presents you are interested in that you didn't put up for public display?

Victoria: nah, and even the ones we put up are just so old people don't get us embroidered quilts and crystal vases

3:24 PM me: haha
they still will

Victoria: dang

Comments

[clit_boner]

do i have to get married to get one of those??

[ashleyandsuch]

I wish I could make one for everybody, and especially you! Unfortunately if you calculate the amount of time it took, and the cost of materials, that there is a $600 quilt. I'll sell you one at a discounted rate of $399.99 or I'll make you one for free if you get cancer or ebola! Maybe I can figure out a way to make a smaller one, but the real difficulty is in the applique and I am not sure if it could be any smaller. Keep me posted on that wedding when it rolls around!

[photo_ops]

That turned out awesome!

[ashleyandsuch]

Thank you! And now I know how to sew for the first time in my life! What's next?

[humblebumble]

um that's amazing, nice job

[ashleyandsuch]

Thanks teach!