HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMY!

hey y'all, my birthday is in a WEEK and i'll be twenty-fucking-three, yo.

i am going to try to visit annapolis this weekend only i don't want to get a hotel room so can someone lend me a couch to crash onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn thanks.

do y'all remember when i said that my libido went AWOL and i was all "boo hoo, why don't i want to have sex wahhhh"? after three months of non-interest in the opposite sex (or any sex, for that matter), my libido has returned with a vengeance. the only problem now is that i have no one to help me, you know..., and the one person i DO have in mind ( Read more... )

did y'all know that i'm practically a librarian now? i have four more days of training and then i'm cert. just to remind you how awesome my job is: i get to go to a tiny library (i might ride my bike there, that's how close it is!) and put away books and answer patrons' questions and make up fun things to do and read with teens and young adults and ( Read more... )

i am such a crying little whinerbaby. everything sucks and i don't get to do the things i want to do. my parents give me chores and boohoo.

LOOK AT THIS HERE!

I LOVE LUCY KNISLEY.

i got on tumblr for the first time in EVER today and did you know that i love kathleen more than anything? i'ma marry that gal.

in other news: my new job starts on monday WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! i'm dress all classy and be a fuckin librarian, dudes.

in more news: i'm technically a substitute teacher as of one hour ago. my uncle elvis calls little kids " ( Read more... )

nothing much has changed. let me recap:

- i still don't keep in touch with anyone
- i still live at home
- i have worked at bath & body for three weeks now
- i'll be taking the substitute teaching class in a few days
- still no interest in romance, crushes, or love affairs whatsoever
- still no idea when i'll be moving back to annapolis

i do have some ( Read more... )

tomorrow i have no more vacation. i drive to UMD to see my brother, then home with my parents and aunt and uncle where james will meet us for dinner. then i will go see kathleen and we will drink and be merry and i bet smoke cigarettes. then i will go to annapolis to see ashley and james and maybe hopefully amy and rose and tamara. i don't know. i ( Read more... )