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[ashleysays123]

While at work yesterday, I was, you know, doing my thing, trying not to kill bitchy housewives in need of Britney Spears sheet music... but all of a sudden there was this huge fucking boom and the entire building shook

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[soogie_]

Frozen Cool Whip is delicious! Back in sixth grade when I was going through my little anorexic phase that used to be what I would eat for "dessert".

There's Britney Spears sheet music? Wow.

And why did that house explode? (Was it a meth lab? Tell me it was a meth lab! Gas explosions are so boring.)

[ashleysays123]

sorry no meth lab. but some guys were digging a pipe or something or other and BOOM!!!!!!

[meximanian]

oh a meth lab would be cool...and you made me laugh w/your transition of a house explosion to the whip cream...but I'm dying to try that now...is it really that low in calories?

[soogie_]

It is if you get the fat-free kind!

[ashleysays123]

Yeah, looking at it now, it was a rather abrupt transition. But yo! try that shit. It's GREAT!

[artnoisedamage]

holy shit. where was the house?

[ashleysays123]

on plainfield by the Pathmark. It's just like one huge black spot on the ground now.