the crap i do for my friends

[ashlitabonita]

ok so here it is...i finally gave in and made a live journal...a part of me died on the inside, but it was worth it to entertain certain people..you know who you are. I figure that you guys only wanted me to do this for four reasons: 1. im funny as hell, 2. i rant and complain alot, 3. im a bitch and like to express my feelings, and 4. i develop

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baha

[zahidism]

a.) add me as your livejournal friend...hoe
b.) your mom sounds like a riot...my mom is just plain bitchy but she's not funny bitchy like that.
c.) how do you not know that scissors are usually stainless steel...i mean the high qual ones...with the plastic handles. yup...i know my scissors.
d.) as an homage to myself and joanna i think you should mention us in your next post...you know just like "well fat people suck, my ZAHID ROCKS SO HARD life is being destroyed by fat people" something like that...subtley.
e.) i love lists.

-z

Re: baha

[zahidism]

thank you for including me in your post as someone worth paying homage to... i sincerly agree....
ashley, we are both turning into girls and its sick. i want to punch us in the face, but being a pansy girl, now all i can do is scratch or slap and thats just no good. maybe some recluse time just you and me will snap us out of it...

Re: baha

[ashlitabonita]

jo, this is a serious problem. I swear that people only liked us bc we were funny and somewhere between a boys and girls...being neither one, but possessing qualities of both. now we have nothing. maybe a recluse week is in order. lol tim and mark may have shit fits tho but it may be worth it to preserve greatness

[spicybrownie]

u should feel special. ur my lj freind. yeh and add me in ur next lj too. u can start with that passionate night of deep lovely hot action. people prob wanna hear of that. lol anywhooooooooo, u better update often, cuz i get bored

[spicybrownie]

fine, u want funny? heres funny. ashley is cool. har har har

and here, ill pertain to ur topic too.

u shouldnt call ur mom a bitch, thats not nice. and how tf do u not know stainless steel scissors when u see them? theyre extra smooth and shiny. oh and i always had this little thing where i thought u were a man. i was just never man enough to tell u. as for the boobs....oh well, u have much more than me so dont complain.

oh and sex and drug talks can be awful, but funny

as emiril lagassi would say "bam!". there ya go

[normy]

that was me that said something to zazas. add me ho. -joanna