hey, dairy queen is giving out free ice cream!!!

[ashlitabonita]

Ok, now that all the hefty people (euphemism for fat asses) are running to dairy queen to get their non-existant free ice cream...god, they just cant resisit the temptation and lose some damn weight, can they?.... I am ready to rant about a problem i had with a large, to be nice, woman earlier today(I had to get them away from my entry bc what i

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[spicybrownie]

suggestion- how about u rewrite ur lj, but instead of having a fat women, have a nice thin sexy proportional woman. more than one if you want AND, instead of u running away, you go towards here. and then you add some extra stuff from ur imagination. yeeeeh thatd be a nice read. i'd enjoy it. lmao

oh and yes, fat people are usually mean. that whole jolly act is a fake. i know.

hilarity ensues

[zahidism]

omg that's disgusting! you shouldve said something like "excuse me, you are violating my space with your enormity and its pissing me off". also, nice job with the weighing yourself. how much do you weigh now? like 100 perhaps? have we broken the triple digit barrier yet? and for the record...you ARE a girl considering that fact that your entire post was about weight, regardless if its gaining or losing. deal with it. also...you totally double nested a parenthesis and used brackets instead. that deserves points.

-z

Re: hilarity ensues

[ashlitabonita]

hahaha i thought u would appreciate my entry. And yes, i broke the three digit barrier long ago...i weigh like 120...ive been gaining. and im not a girl, ass face. And thanks fo rthe points for my brackets...i love grammar and punctuation

Re: hilarity ensues

[zahidism]

AShley it is alli........ Having read this i now think our friendship is meaningless, what are we suppose to do when were together if u dislike breasts being rubbed on you?

Re: hilarity ensues

[spicybrownie]

?!?!

[tomychagrin]

this entry is hilarious

[ashlitabonita]

lol thank you josh for appreciating my worth. I am now adding you as a friend. Your rock!

[normy]

oh ashley, ashley, ashley. fuck you for getting me all excited for free icecream that i was never to recieve. how cruel. and shut up you love when i rest my breasts on you and i know it so this is all garbage.

zahid take note- THIS is what a fat people entry ought to look like. you didnt include the horror, the grotesque comparrison to an elephant, or the smug, food-stuffed smile of satisfaction the truly obese tend to wear.

i believe we are both aware that i whole heartedly agree with the jollyness issue.

on a side note- theres some crazy whore whose live journal name is simply "ashlita" and she is very vulgar and i told someone to look you up and they were very confused.... i suggest you write her a letter about defamation and add in a little something at the end about a lawsuit...

hm

[saxamaphonebob]

This is Tim on Natalie's stupid account.
I hope in another life you are hideosly overweight so that no men ever find you attractive and you cry yourself to sleep, knowing that the next day all you have to look forward to are ice cream and Ruffles. THEN you'll understand.

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[normy]

tim shut up ashley is not to blame for your childhood problems.

Re: hm

[ashlitabonita]

haha i love you joanna. Tim is a weenie...has no damn sense of humor. And, if i am fat in another life, I sure as hell will not pretend to be happy about it...nor sir, i will be the meanest fat bitch ever. Ill probably eat people and babies or something. BTW im gonna take this "ashlita" bitch down

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[acsiege]

omg i was literally tearing...that was an awesome entry,but so we're clear if i do come over today there will be all kinds of breast leaning...i may even stuff some pillows down my shirt... yea and the ice cream thing was pretty messed up. you should have also screamed something about how your sure were glad you had that breast reduction surgery since finaly you didnt have to reast your large bosoms on some unsuspecting young woman. Don't try to play that you didnt want a candy bar, no ones buying it