I found this increibly hysterical

[ashmunki]

I was supposed to get together with people Sunday but I don't want to anymore. I'm so tired of seeing the same people

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[howendingsbegin]

That's awesome. I was going to argue that your attempt to be alone and never play with people again might be affecting the number of people who want to give you presents.

What sort of gaming do you/did you do?

[ashmunki]

Well, I do play The Sims as frequently as possible... but that whole entry was created by the drama maker thing. Silly boy.

I'll respond to your email ASAP. I got it the day before I left for NYC and had no time to get to it. But boy, it sure made my day =)

[howendingsbegin]

haha, I realized that the drama was generated, but for some reason I thought part of it might be related to your actual journal. (Like pulling random quotes from old entries perhaps?) Then I tried it out a few times and realized I was most incorrect. Therefore, I likely am a "silly boy".

Oh well. How was the trip to NYC?

[hollydc]

I'm so sorry. I didn't know! Is that why you came to the city?! I would have def. wished you a happy bday if I knew. Did you have a fun rest of the time in NYC..get smores pizza? how about Michael, did he enjoy it?
xoxo
Love ya!
~Holly~

[_sexplusglue]

I definitely read that, and (apparently as everyone else did) proceeded to feel bad for not knowing it was your birthday.

BUT THEN I read the last line and it made me el oh el.

[ashmunki]

Ho, it was soooo good to see you. We didn't get S'mores pizza (it wouldn't be the same without you). Michael thoroughly enjoyed himself and has promised me that once he graduates we'll move there. This makes me moist.

And you are a silly goose. This entry was fabricated with a Drama Generator. You are cute as pie.

I hope Pumpkin Picking and Daddy B'Days were better than me (which I know they were not because that is impossible).

[hollydc]

both were tons of fun, but Matt and I talked about you throughout the weekend (and we were both sad that all the business happened within the same weekend) however you and my daddy share a bday so thats cool. yay libras. when does michael graduate so i see you all the time and don't have to worry about short weekends anymore.

[el_baile]

bitch please, i read this and was like, ashley your birthday is in the freakin' summer! i know whats up! wanna job hunt together? also i need to see everything you got so i can be jealous, and then spend money i don't have!

I am glad that you are observant.

[ashmunki]

I am in damn Astronomy right now... but as soon as I get out I am calling your ass and we are rollin' deep into the world of employment.

[trinablonde]

I LOVE YOU and i never remember birthdays so im so so so sorry BUT I WILL GET YOU A PRESENT ONCE I GET PAID ON TUESDAY NIGHT I LOVE YOU

[trinablonde]

yeah your bday was this summer. youre a bitch.

[amnesiac27]

Happy Belated Birthday!

[amnesiac27]

or just ignore that, yeah i catch on real quick