Are you as cool as me?

[ashon]

Did you drink Mac & Jack's on Saturday night?
Did you drink it in a Mac & Jack's Glass?
Did you drink it from a keg fresh from the brewery?
Did you drink it in Mac's own house?
Did you drink it on Saturday night, in a special glass, from Mac's own supply, in Mac's house, with Mac's son? Sweet!

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[lapper]

And you owe it all to me, thank you very much. But let me ask you this...are you as cool as ME?

Have you ever met Mac?
Have you ever spent a pleasant evening floating down Lake Washington in Mac's yacht?
Have you ever attended a theatre production in Seattle with Mac's son?
Have you ever attended a LAN party at Mac's house?
Have you ever eaten breakfast in Mac's kitchen?
Have you ever gone shopping with Mac's wife?
Have you ever lunched with Mac's wife and son?

I didn't think so.

[volus]

I knew I knew somebody who knew Mac, but I couldn't remember who it was.

[jamesh3]

Sounds like you never made out with Mac

[lapper]

Well I should hope not, he's 50 something.