law serinade and godess quiz

Dec 10, 2005 23:22

A serenade posted on the law students communityThe 1L Serenade ( Read more... )

lyrics, meme, random shit

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deepheartscore December 11 2005, 05:50:40 UTC
i about died laughing at that thing.

the sickest thing is that i now KNOW all that stuff... well except for the civ pro stuff... but isn't a 12(b)(6) motion a motion for summary judgment? i dunno.

so are you going to pass civ pro?

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poonchkie December 11 2005, 17:29:17 UTC
i don't need to know legal mumbo jumbo to know that serenade is fucking hot. i need someone who can combine law and rough sex beautifully.

There will be some hair pulling, and a whole lot of biting.
I'll work you harder than that memo you did in Legal Writing.
You'll want to take it slowly, so that we can last all night,
But I'll be so eager to violate your Due Process Rights.

*salivates*

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astiquelebouton December 12 2005, 03:11:38 UTC
I would have enjoyed this poem if it weren't for the line: "As long as you promise not to stick it where I make my "Duty."". What a horrible characterization of anal sex. Obviously a girl wrote this.

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anonymous December 29 2005, 10:20:06 UTC
How about:

I moan and I groan as he claws at my back
Then get out my hornbook from my leather sack
He pushes and thrusts like a Black pimp named "Mack"
And with his acceptance, I've formed a contract!

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