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Aura! Erin! I suddenly have a cow lick in my bangs?! What can I do? It's horrible.
I fell in love with Aqua's Candyman today after hearing it on an eBay auction.
Speaking of...
Sarah Schmidt (and everyone else, but her opinion counts the most)
How do you feel about LeSportsac Tokidoki fanny packs?
I've fallen in some awful love with ugly J-Pop LeSportsac in New York.
I bought this swimsuit today.
I hope that shows both sides?
I'm in to googling "speedo codes", etc so much these days. I got that suit for $31.
I also bought a plane ticket to Oklahoma, and the MooseWOOD cookbook. Wow!
xoxo, Judie
okay, I'm going to finish this because I'm off the phone now.
Haha- this is Aura's "Mouthology" survey.
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Oil and Vinegar? Caesar?
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Sonic Sonic Sonic.
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. I really don't know. I like going to Victoria's, I guess.
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. I really base it off service. I have high standards. Smart people get rewarded in my book, lazy people are not. If it's busy, don't show it. Average- 16-17%. I've given 5% and 45%. You never know. Work hard.
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A: Caesar salads, cheese and crackers, chili dogs.
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Black olives, sausage, green peppers, cheese.
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Apple Butter.
Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. Orbit
TECHNOLOGY
Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. 50?
Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. Very few. Who needs email now?
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. A b/w desert with the sun blacked out my the clouds. It's a picture of grad school.
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. Two, only one is plugged in.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Rght.
Q. Do you like your smile?
A. It's okay. I feel like so many people have perfect teeth, that naturally 95% teeth aren't that great. I'm more proud to have my wisdom teeth.
Q. What's your best feature?
A. Eyes.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. That itch under my ass.
Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. Ha, omg, everyone knows my senses are the worst.
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Never!
Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. Gym weights?
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. No.
BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Maybe if I could choose it.
Q. Is love real?
A. Yes.
Q. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
A. Vriginia, Anabell, Meredith. I just made all those up, but they're okay.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Blue, green, black.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Yes, I guess. what?
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. Through my winning, affable personality, I'm sure.
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. No.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. Yes, easy.
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. I would pay $5.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. Nope, nor would I do meth.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Ha!
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Never in the past century, but finding maked pictures of people is getting less and less shocking.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. If I could pick the sause.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Hmm, I don't know.
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. I would need the $25,000 up front to distract myself.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A. Nothing.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: I watched it so late.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Hard wood!
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: I stand because I am not over 85.
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Yeah, but I'd rather live with my lover.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: 3.
Q: Where were you born?
A. Norman, Oklahoma
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: Hmm, nothing serious in 2 years.
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Archiving bad ass mommy.
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A: Rocky.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Heather
Q: Last person you called?
A: Mom or Rocky
Q: Person you hugged?
A: Laura
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 8
Q: Color?
A: hmm, bright?
Q: Season?
A: omg, summer no question. sweat it out and enjoy it.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Mood?
A: anxious?
Q: Listening to?
A: The Sonics.
Q: Watching?
A: My life tick by.
Q: Worrying about?
A: Delaunay paper.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Abstract Art class.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Go home!
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: Grindhouse
Q: Do you smile often?
A: Pretty frequently.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Im my own way.
Q: Now that the survey's done what are you going to do?
A: Some work.
Just joking! I'm doing this survey.
1. Car
Have- nothing, this second, but a Silve Honda Civic
Want- 6-speed Audi?
2. House
Have- huge bedroom with two great guys.
Want- 312 Alameda Love-In
3. Job
Have- barista world champ, paper grader
Want- Be a document snob.
4. Relationship-
Have - Let's get this ball back rolling.
Want- Just for the future to get here.
5. Kids-
Have- thankfully none
Want- Yes!
6. Money-
Have- More than enough.
Want- That on a larger adult scale.
7. Cell Phone-
Have- L6
Want- Um, this is fine.
8. Cell Phone Provider-
Have- Cingular/ATT
Want- Again, this is fine.
9. Parents-
Have- The best two!
Want- For them to live forever!!!! And a silbling.
10. Talents-
Have- making you laugh. making you dance.
Want- guitar playing?
11. Computer-
Have- iMac G5
Want - more ram?
12. Internet Service Provider-
Have- hmm?
Want- free worldwide wireless
13. Hair-
Have- long, brown, bangs, straight
Want- another 5 inches.
14. Eyes-
Have- so blue, such poor vision
Want- LASIK
15. Siblings-
Have- :--(
Want- OMG! A twin, and an older brother.
16. Credit Cards-
Have- One that serves as my overdraft protection! So sneaky Chase!
Want- Another 12 months no interest.
17. Alcohol-
Have- zip
Want- someone to drink with
18. Pets-
Have- Scout!
Want- a daschund named Giocomo. After Giacomo Balla.
19. Collections-
Have- broken hearts
Want- none thanks
20. Friends-
Have- Just enough. call me!
Want- this is fine, but call me!
I love you Giacomo!
I fell in love with Aqua's Candyman today after hearing it on an eBay auction.
Speaking of...
Sarah Schmidt (and everyone else, but her opinion counts the most)
How do you feel about LeSportsac Tokidoki fanny packs?
I've fallen in some awful love with ugly J-Pop LeSportsac in New York.
I bought this swimsuit today.
I hope that shows both sides?
I'm in to googling "speedo codes", etc so much these days. I got that suit for $31.
I also bought a plane ticket to Oklahoma, and the MooseWOOD cookbook. Wow!
xoxo, Judie
okay, I'm going to finish this because I'm off the phone now.
Haha- this is Aura's "Mouthology" survey.
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Oil and Vinegar? Caesar?
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Sonic Sonic Sonic.
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. I really don't know. I like going to Victoria's, I guess.
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. I really base it off service. I have high standards. Smart people get rewarded in my book, lazy people are not. If it's busy, don't show it. Average- 16-17%. I've given 5% and 45%. You never know. Work hard.
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A: Caesar salads, cheese and crackers, chili dogs.
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Black olives, sausage, green peppers, cheese.
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Apple Butter.
Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. Orbit
TECHNOLOGY
Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. 50?
Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. Very few. Who needs email now?
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. A b/w desert with the sun blacked out my the clouds. It's a picture of grad school.
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. Two, only one is plugged in.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Rght.
Q. Do you like your smile?
A. It's okay. I feel like so many people have perfect teeth, that naturally 95% teeth aren't that great. I'm more proud to have my wisdom teeth.
Q. What's your best feature?
A. Eyes.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. That itch under my ass.
Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. Ha, omg, everyone knows my senses are the worst.
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Never!
Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. Gym weights?
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. No.
BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Maybe if I could choose it.
Q. Is love real?
A. Yes.
Q. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
A. Vriginia, Anabell, Meredith. I just made all those up, but they're okay.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Blue, green, black.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Yes, I guess. what?
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. Through my winning, affable personality, I'm sure.
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. No.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. Yes, easy.
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. I would pay $5.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. Nope, nor would I do meth.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Ha!
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Never in the past century, but finding maked pictures of people is getting less and less shocking.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. If I could pick the sause.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Hmm, I don't know.
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. I would need the $25,000 up front to distract myself.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A. Nothing.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: I watched it so late.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Hard wood!
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: I stand because I am not over 85.
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Yeah, but I'd rather live with my lover.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: 3.
Q: Where were you born?
A. Norman, Oklahoma
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: Hmm, nothing serious in 2 years.
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Archiving bad ass mommy.
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A: Rocky.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Heather
Q: Last person you called?
A: Mom or Rocky
Q: Person you hugged?
A: Laura
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 8
Q: Color?
A: hmm, bright?
Q: Season?
A: omg, summer no question. sweat it out and enjoy it.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Mood?
A: anxious?
Q: Listening to?
A: The Sonics.
Q: Watching?
A: My life tick by.
Q: Worrying about?
A: Delaunay paper.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Abstract Art class.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Go home!
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: Grindhouse
Q: Do you smile often?
A: Pretty frequently.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Im my own way.
Q: Now that the survey's done what are you going to do?
A: Some work.
Just joking! I'm doing this survey.
1. Car
Have- nothing, this second, but a Silve Honda Civic
Want- 6-speed Audi?
2. House
Have- huge bedroom with two great guys.
Want- 312 Alameda Love-In
3. Job
Have- barista world champ, paper grader
Want- Be a document snob.
4. Relationship-
Have - Let's get this ball back rolling.
Want- Just for the future to get here.
5. Kids-
Have- thankfully none
Want- Yes!
6. Money-
Have- More than enough.
Want- That on a larger adult scale.
7. Cell Phone-
Have- L6
Want- Um, this is fine.
8. Cell Phone Provider-
Have- Cingular/ATT
Want- Again, this is fine.
9. Parents-
Have- The best two!
Want- For them to live forever!!!! And a silbling.
10. Talents-
Have- making you laugh. making you dance.
Want- guitar playing?
11. Computer-
Have- iMac G5
Want - more ram?
12. Internet Service Provider-
Have- hmm?
Want- free worldwide wireless
13. Hair-
Have- long, brown, bangs, straight
Want- another 5 inches.
14. Eyes-
Have- so blue, such poor vision
Want- LASIK
15. Siblings-
Have- :--(
Want- OMG! A twin, and an older brother.
16. Credit Cards-
Have- One that serves as my overdraft protection! So sneaky Chase!
Want- Another 12 months no interest.
17. Alcohol-
Have- zip
Want- someone to drink with
18. Pets-
Have- Scout!
Want- a daschund named Giocomo. After Giacomo Balla.
19. Collections-
Have- broken hearts
Want- none thanks
20. Friends-
Have- Just enough. call me!
Want- this is fine, but call me!
I love you Giacomo!