Should I forget...

If we ever go karaoking, get me to do some Charlie Daniel's Band. I'm really good at it. And I suspect, even better drunk.

How great! My cruise control works again.

( Could always be worse. )

See what the freaks of LJ are naming their poor children.

http://www.livejournal.com/community/baby_names

My mail always comes by 10am, but now at 10:38 am---NO MAIL. I'm expecting about 3 packages today, so of course it's going to take forever.

Please get me a real job so I have something real to worry about.

Who else is fucking pumped for
"The Aristocrats"?

If one more person freaks out over this picture, I'm going to have a pre-mature heart attack.

And if one more person says "She's soooooo pale. Plus tanning's good for you. You need vitamin D, idiot". I'm going have a pre-mature stroke.

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Is there anyone in American named Gemma?

( Picture. Awesome )

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to.