Who the fuck writes shit like this? Someone must because sorority girls love putting it in their facebooks.

Women...... are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of ( Read more... )

Last conversation I had last night-

"You sure must like our chalupa bread, huh?

Glad someone notices that I like the finer things in life.

Also,
Why is rap so great, and R&B so shitty?

Poll Big Question

Five non-standard spellings of “weblog” (and where I’d like to see each used)

1.Mr. Log (The New York Times)
2.OMG lol teh bl0g!!!1!1! (LiveJournal)
3.weëblog (The New Yorker)
4.we belong (Pat Benatar)
5.free, uncredited leads (The Drudge Report)

(that was mainly for sascha)

(well shit, the next one is too)

Five terrible alternative names for ( Read more... )

( I have scurvy. )

Deerhoof, the Conservatory, November 10.

Yes!

You've got to get this gum.

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Did I tell you guys I'm crazy about my new job. I'm a barista at Barnes & Noble. Come in and see me.

I'm dying of guilt though because I made someone's Venti Decaf Latte WITH CAFFEINE! And I knew it before I gave it to them. I was just too lazy to fix it.

Also, I think Jenny Broad is amazing and awesome. Happy Birthday again.

I got an offer to renew my Suicide Girls membership on the CHEAP. Should I do it?

Tonight! Mates of State. I have an extra ticket for you for free.

Come with me!
Tell me here.
Email me. jmatthews@ou.edu
Call me. 919 2228