I've become one of YOU!

[asian_asshole]

I've succumbed to the LJ cult.

Screw you, Zaheen, and your date-raping purple kool-aid.

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[sparkling_beatz]

hey man, this is the best cult you'll ever be a part of. now i think i forgot to tell you about our initiation process.... hmmm, i think you might enjoy it though. hahaha.

[sparkling_beatz]

and by the way, i have copyright on the title of your lj! you cannot use it. i'll bring my lawyers after you!

[asian_asshole]

when studio becomes YOUR girlfriend too, we'll talk. in the meantime, kiss my yellow ass.

[sparkling_beatz]

oh my dear, you are messin' wit da *wrong* girl. you think getting gang-banged by your lj friends is bad? you just wait until my dirty lawyers are done with you.... you won't be able to walk for 2 weeks.

CHANGE IT OR SUFFER.

[surface_air]

haha all i have to add to this "discussion" is --- I like the monkey! yes the depth of my insights astounds me too ;)

[fetichista]

"blablabla... livejournals are narcissistic... blablabla"
every.time. you say you "don't" do something, you end up doing it...
tsk tsk tsk
and i bet you DO masturbate! HA. or at least will be getting it on with yourself very very...soon.

[asian_asshole]

jesus, lady! that was uncalled for!

listen, this is just a dummy account that Zaheen told me to get. and apparently i do whatever she says, so there!

p.s. you need naughty bits to masturbate. sorry to disappoint you, but i don't any.

[fetichista]

actually, masturbating's awesome because then you know exactly what you like, when you like it, how you like it - which makes you more fun in bed...

and everyone knows that naughty bits are indispensable for a good time in bed.
at this point - you can't disappoint me too too much. i have alreasdy formed a pretty acurate image of you in my mind :-D so at this point, anything you do just fits right into this character...

anyway, have fun reading our friends-only posts! even the ones you find narcissicistic...

[asian_asshole]

err... "but i don't have any."

[no_i_dentity]

added. which means you have to start posting!!!!