Pros and Cons
Title: Pros and Cons
Pairing: Heechul/OC
Rating: PG-13
Genre: fluff
Summary: Heechul is confused. Leeteuk and Shindong make a bet.
So, I guess I'm making this into a new series now. There will be 15 total of SJ/Reader fics. :)
“Arg!” he yelled as he slammed the door behind him and collapsed on his bed. That’s it! he thought as he lay on his bed and stared up at the bumps on his ceiling. He was tired of all of his girlfriend’s annoying habits so today, he was finally going to do it. Today, he was finally going to break up with her…Or maybe he would do it tomorrow.
“Arg!” he yelled again, throwing himself face-first into his pillow and kicking around on the bed like a child.
Meanwhile in the 12th floor dorm, on the other side of Heechul’s door…
“What’s he doing?” Donghae asked as he stared dumbly at Heechul’s door, which, for the past fifteen minutes, had been the only object blocking sounds of…furniture rearrangements? Shindong and Leeteuk, however, seemed unfazed.
“Probably contemplating breaking up with his girlfriend again,” Shindong said as he sat down at the table with his giant pan of kimchi fried rice.
“Twenty bucks says he doesn’t do it,” Leeteuk says as he sits down and takes a bite of Shindong’s rice.
“I don’t know, he’s been thinking about it for a long time now…” Shindong says. Donghae, who finally breaks out of his trance after the noises from Heechul’s room seem to quiet down, doesn’t like that idea very much.
“But I like her!” he whines. “And he’s finally got a girlfriend, why would he want to break up with her?”
“Because he’s Heechul,” Shindong replies as both him and Leeteuk take more bites of rice. “And why would he stay with her just because you like her?” Donghae just pouts and goes to the refrigerator to get more orange juice.
Suddenly, Heechul’s door opens with a loud thud and the three look up to see Heechul standing in the doorway with a look of determination on his face, holding a piece of paper up in the air.
“I’m breaking up with her tonight!” he proclaims, then sees the three of them eating and starts to complain about why they never cook anything for him.
“Because I can’t cook,” Leeteuk bluntly replies, then asks Heechul what the paper in his hand is. He proudly sets it down in front of them before getting a bowl and taking majority of the remaining kimchi fried rice. However, none of them seem to notice as they are busy reading Heechul’s paper, which states, in no uncertain terms:
REASONS TO BREAK UP WITH HER:
1. She’s always late.
2. She never answers her phone.
3. She never seems to care about the clothes he wears (for her).
4. She never wears exactly what he tells her to wear.
5. She can’t appreciate the fact that her boyfriend is so famous and popular and good looking.
6. She can’t cook Beijing fried rice.
“I think you might need to go to China to find someone who can cook Beijing fried rice,” Shindong says, gawking at the amount of his own kimchi fried rice left in front of him. Leeteuk just thinks Heechul is the only one who would break up with a girl for these reasons. And Donghae, being the hopeless romantic that he is, begins to point out the flaws in the reasoning.
“Maybe she’s too busy to answer her phone” and “But she can cook so much other good food!” and “Maybe she doesn’t care about your clothes because she cares more about the person wearing them”. And for a moment, Heechul seems to actually consider what Donghae is saying.
That is, until Shindong says, “If you really don’t want to be with her, then just break up with her already.” And Heechul forgets why he was even considering what Donghae was saying.
“Heechul-ah,” Leeteuk starts. “These are all small faults. Being in a relationship is about learning to accept their flaws as part of the person they are. I think you should think about why you love her. You love her don’t you?” Heechul hesistates.
“Of course he does!” Donghae interrupts. Heechul just stares at the bowl of rice in front of him; suddenly he’s lost his appetite.
“I think you should think about this more,” Leeteuk advises.
“Yeah, maybe you should make a pro-con list or something,” Shindong says, but Heechul doesn’t hear the sarcasm in his tone. He opens his mouth to speak, but Leeteuk cuts him off.
“Sure! We’ll help you!” Leeteuk suggests, shooting a glare towards Shindong’s direction. He hurriedly get out a piece of paper and a pen and rewrites all of Heechul’s reasons on the “con” side. He’s sure they’ll be able to find more pro’s than con’s.
“So,” he says. “Pros?” Shindong and Donghae watch curiously as Heechul thinks.
“She’s pretty, she has a nice voice, she listens to me,” Heechul says.
“She can actually put up with you,” Shindong adds. Leeteuk shoots him a look.
“That’s actually true,” Heechul says. Leeteuk looks a little relieved, while Shindong is upset that he helped with the pros. Not that he didn’t like her, he just thought they seemed like an awkward couple.
“He’s right,” Heechul says again. “She’s patient with me. She doesn’t care when I yell at her for being late, or not answering her phone. To be honest, I’m surprised she’s still here.” Leeteuk looks at him sadly.
“She loves you.”
“She doesn’t get upset when I get mad, she doesn’t care when I scold her,” Heechul pauses for a moment. “And she’s so innocent too. She cries every time she sees stray animals, she’s too scared to watch any horror movies, she’s too nice to say no to anyone…”
Leeteuk had stopped writing everything down by now and passed the list over to Heechul. He promptly read over the last two pro’s before running out the door, yelling, “Thanks Teukkie!”
“What did you write?” Donghae asks. He and Shindong peer over at the paper on the table.
Pros:
1. She’s pretty.
2. She has a nice voice.
3. She’s a good listener.
4. She’s patient.
5. She doesn’t mind his yelling or scolding.
6. SHE LOVES HIM.
7. HE LOVES HER.
Leeteuk smiles triumphantly when Shindong reluctantly hands him twenty bucks.
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(extra reader part)
You turn around from speaking to your co-worker when you hear someone call your name. They sound breathless.
“Heechul oppa?”
“I need to talk to you,” he says, panting hard. “I need to tell you something.” Your eyes widen.
“What is it? What’s wrong? Are you okay?” you panic. He’s standing only a foot away from you now, still panting hard. You immediately start checking his body for any signs of injury. He stops you, holding you hands in his.
“Oppa?” you say. He looks you directly in your eyes.
“I love you.”
Tell me what you think! ;)
Kibum's is coming up next! :D
Pairing: Heechul/OC
Rating: PG-13
Genre: fluff
Summary: Heechul is confused. Leeteuk and Shindong make a bet.
So, I guess I'm making this into a new series now. There will be 15 total of SJ/Reader fics. :)
“Arg!” he yelled as he slammed the door behind him and collapsed on his bed. That’s it! he thought as he lay on his bed and stared up at the bumps on his ceiling. He was tired of all of his girlfriend’s annoying habits so today, he was finally going to do it. Today, he was finally going to break up with her…Or maybe he would do it tomorrow.
“Arg!” he yelled again, throwing himself face-first into his pillow and kicking around on the bed like a child.
Meanwhile in the 12th floor dorm, on the other side of Heechul’s door…
“What’s he doing?” Donghae asked as he stared dumbly at Heechul’s door, which, for the past fifteen minutes, had been the only object blocking sounds of…furniture rearrangements? Shindong and Leeteuk, however, seemed unfazed.
“Probably contemplating breaking up with his girlfriend again,” Shindong said as he sat down at the table with his giant pan of kimchi fried rice.
“Twenty bucks says he doesn’t do it,” Leeteuk says as he sits down and takes a bite of Shindong’s rice.
“I don’t know, he’s been thinking about it for a long time now…” Shindong says. Donghae, who finally breaks out of his trance after the noises from Heechul’s room seem to quiet down, doesn’t like that idea very much.
“But I like her!” he whines. “And he’s finally got a girlfriend, why would he want to break up with her?”
“Because he’s Heechul,” Shindong replies as both him and Leeteuk take more bites of rice. “And why would he stay with her just because you like her?” Donghae just pouts and goes to the refrigerator to get more orange juice.
Suddenly, Heechul’s door opens with a loud thud and the three look up to see Heechul standing in the doorway with a look of determination on his face, holding a piece of paper up in the air.
“I’m breaking up with her tonight!” he proclaims, then sees the three of them eating and starts to complain about why they never cook anything for him.
“Because I can’t cook,” Leeteuk bluntly replies, then asks Heechul what the paper in his hand is. He proudly sets it down in front of them before getting a bowl and taking majority of the remaining kimchi fried rice. However, none of them seem to notice as they are busy reading Heechul’s paper, which states, in no uncertain terms:
REASONS TO BREAK UP WITH HER:
1. She’s always late.
2. She never answers her phone.
3. She never seems to care about the clothes he wears (for her).
4. She never wears exactly what he tells her to wear.
5. She can’t appreciate the fact that her boyfriend is so famous and popular and good looking.
6. She can’t cook Beijing fried rice.
“I think you might need to go to China to find someone who can cook Beijing fried rice,” Shindong says, gawking at the amount of his own kimchi fried rice left in front of him. Leeteuk just thinks Heechul is the only one who would break up with a girl for these reasons. And Donghae, being the hopeless romantic that he is, begins to point out the flaws in the reasoning.
“Maybe she’s too busy to answer her phone” and “But she can cook so much other good food!” and “Maybe she doesn’t care about your clothes because she cares more about the person wearing them”. And for a moment, Heechul seems to actually consider what Donghae is saying.
That is, until Shindong says, “If you really don’t want to be with her, then just break up with her already.” And Heechul forgets why he was even considering what Donghae was saying.
“Heechul-ah,” Leeteuk starts. “These are all small faults. Being in a relationship is about learning to accept their flaws as part of the person they are. I think you should think about why you love her. You love her don’t you?” Heechul hesistates.
“Of course he does!” Donghae interrupts. Heechul just stares at the bowl of rice in front of him; suddenly he’s lost his appetite.
“I think you should think about this more,” Leeteuk advises.
“Yeah, maybe you should make a pro-con list or something,” Shindong says, but Heechul doesn’t hear the sarcasm in his tone. He opens his mouth to speak, but Leeteuk cuts him off.
“Sure! We’ll help you!” Leeteuk suggests, shooting a glare towards Shindong’s direction. He hurriedly get out a piece of paper and a pen and rewrites all of Heechul’s reasons on the “con” side. He’s sure they’ll be able to find more pro’s than con’s.
“So,” he says. “Pros?” Shindong and Donghae watch curiously as Heechul thinks.
“She’s pretty, she has a nice voice, she listens to me,” Heechul says.
“She can actually put up with you,” Shindong adds. Leeteuk shoots him a look.
“That’s actually true,” Heechul says. Leeteuk looks a little relieved, while Shindong is upset that he helped with the pros. Not that he didn’t like her, he just thought they seemed like an awkward couple.
“He’s right,” Heechul says again. “She’s patient with me. She doesn’t care when I yell at her for being late, or not answering her phone. To be honest, I’m surprised she’s still here.” Leeteuk looks at him sadly.
“She loves you.”
“She doesn’t get upset when I get mad, she doesn’t care when I scold her,” Heechul pauses for a moment. “And she’s so innocent too. She cries every time she sees stray animals, she’s too scared to watch any horror movies, she’s too nice to say no to anyone…”
Leeteuk had stopped writing everything down by now and passed the list over to Heechul. He promptly read over the last two pro’s before running out the door, yelling, “Thanks Teukkie!”
“What did you write?” Donghae asks. He and Shindong peer over at the paper on the table.
Pros:
1. She’s pretty.
2. She has a nice voice.
3. She’s a good listener.
4. She’s patient.
5. She doesn’t mind his yelling or scolding.
6. SHE LOVES HIM.
7. HE LOVES HER.
Leeteuk smiles triumphantly when Shindong reluctantly hands him twenty bucks.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(extra reader part)
You turn around from speaking to your co-worker when you hear someone call your name. They sound breathless.
“Heechul oppa?”
“I need to talk to you,” he says, panting hard. “I need to tell you something.” Your eyes widen.
“What is it? What’s wrong? Are you okay?” you panic. He’s standing only a foot away from you now, still panting hard. You immediately start checking his body for any signs of injury. He stops you, holding you hands in his.
“Oppa?” you say. He looks you directly in your eyes.
“I love you.”
Tell me what you think! ;)
Kibum's is coming up next! :D