五十三 [video]

[asideglance]

[The camera turns on to Japan in his police uniform, looking oh so serious! He's spent most of the day trying to resist urges and such, but he's reached a point where it's just not cutting it.]

Greetings, everyone. It has come to my attention that the rate of crime in this place is far too high! Even though this place has very little order...

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[action] PLACEHOLDER NIGHT NIGHT

[gomugomunowin]

[.....what.....is he watchi-- OH SHIT JAPAN JUST GOT BIT.]

OI! JAPAN! [/is worried and dropping the lion act.]

[action] NIGHT

[asideglance]

H-he--! [BROKE MY WINDOW THAT LOSER... But he brings a hand to his neck and glances back to the comm.]

Ah, Luffy-kun...

[action] AFTERNOON

[gomugomunowin]

You okay!?

[action]

[asideglance]

I am fine... [bluh bluh goes to help self]

Hahhh, but my window is not.

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[noblemen]

[ SOB THAT'S HIS BOY being an annoying little prick, that is the life of a pirate... ]

Aye, it be's a problem, matey. Y'see, there be a privateer around these parts, stealing the liquor, he is...

[ Behold! A bottle of some disgusting alcohol, no doubt stolen from the local pub, being brought to his lips with a wry grin, liquid downed and bottled pulled back. ]

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[asideglance]

[Sob England too... Though he was trying so hard not to go run off and try to arrest him. YOU'RE MAKING THE URGE WORSE, ENGLAND.]

...Tch... It seems even England-san has fallen to this.

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[noblemen]

Fallen for what? It's Captain Kirkland, you's be calling me, you will, mate.

[ Another swig! ]

Aye, 'tis a problem, dear man of the law, get off your lazy arse and does something about it, yeah?

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[asideglance]

[TWITCH... No, calm yourself Japan, you can resist this!!]

...

I believe I will leave this to Ace, Captain Kirkland.

( voice ) about ten minutes later

[libertyfuckyeah]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

( voice )

[asideglance]

America-san!! That was assault!

( voice )

[libertyfuckyeah]

I can't help it I'm undead.

Because I'm a vampire.

( voice )

[asideglance]

America-san.

You are not a vampire.

[mysterycross]

...What the hell was that.

[asideglance]

[A few seconds later]

...Norway-san? Ah, it... ...America-san thinks he is a vampire.

[mysterycross]

{...Wow. He is both surprised and somehow not surprised in the slightest.}

...Has he somehow gotten stupider since he's been here?

[asideglance]

Ah, although it is normally his fault, I would have to admit that this seems to be the world's doing.

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[madamefatale]

My, my, you do look like you have a problem on your hands.

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[asideglance]

...It is a strange situation, but I will surely have it under control in a moment.

[As he is dealing with his neck this second yes]

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[madamefatale]

Is... there any way you could just take it off of him, Monsieur? Certainly there is something you could do.

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[asideglance]

Ah, hm... I wonder if I could do that. Though, he is quite fast, and jumped out the window. But I can attempt to find him and do so...