diagnosis: murder

[asidreflucks]

So, according to dr y (who is just dashing! think:... um... noah wyle) i have atypical reflux and a lazy lower esophageal sphincter (that's ESOPHAGEAL sphincter there are many different sphincters all over the body) this is not, unfortunately, the diagnosis i was hoping for, which was one that would require an invasive surgical procedure (surgery

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[forgotten_works]

haha sphincter. that is - shit. literally.

i have been to that whole foods!!! the upstairs makes me want to re-create the church scene from the graduate, but instead of shouting at the altar, it'd be like banging at wheels of cheese.

hey can i come visit in december or january? you can be in my senior proj@#%%#&#&

[asidreflucks]

PLEase do. pour millk on me again