leah

[asidreflucks]

in other news, i moved to texas. i have been attending challenging courses, riding my bike up and down molehills, doing laundry in the sink, and baking, although i only have a muffin tin so everything is muffin shaped. fucking sucks. what the fuck is a muffin, they're pussy-pastries and i hate them. nevertheless, one has to make do. one time i

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[ironic_username]

according to an article in Texas Monthly, Texas is the new California. you can put that in your book. i don't need a credit.

[asidreflucks]

i feel like texas cant call texas the new california... doesn't california have to do that? or some unbiased outsider state? maine, maybe?

[ironic_username]

i think that if rupaul can call himself a woman, then texas can be whatever the howdy it wants. it's the american way. just ask donna grover. or ralph waldo emerson.

[asidreflucks]

we're not reading r.w.e. until next week in wilderness and american culture (alternate course title: "of moose and men.") i'll let you know.