Shut Up! I Have Never Been Murdered Again!

[asilverkey]

So I didn't sleep last night/this morning and in the course of doing my work stumbled onto a strange conclusion:
EARTH CRISIS is the Metalest band of all time

Comments

[un_organized]

I was so excited to see you updated when I woke up this morning, and I started reading but as soon as I saw "Metalist band" I had to stop. First off, it should be "metalest," second off, that isn't even a real word. Then I had to stop even trying to read. I did skim a little bit and am appreciative of your later correction to "most metal band".

Also, when I used spell check on metalest, it came up as first meatiness, then meatless. I laughed inside a little bit.

Also, if you like reviewing music, have you ever considered trying to find a zine who's willing to pay you for your opinions? I had a couple of friends who used to review, and while they didn't make tons of moolah, they did get some and free CDs. May be worth your while to investigate?

[flying_berryman]

You're totally trying to turn this blog into http://www.lastplanetojakarta.com/ aren't you? I can see right through you.

[greyfog]

As I said earlier, if you continue to use this definition of metal, I will fly to your home on the back of my dragon, and slay you with my broadsword. Then, I'll barbecue your remains, and stew them in ale for my dinner. This band may be good, but don't call them metal.