COMMANDER. I AM LOST.

[ask_exterminate]

COMMUNICATION TO: DALEK EC
COMMUNICATION FROM: DALEK BETA

COMMANDER. I AM LOST.

I WAS ATTEMPTING TO ACCELERATE GLOBAL WARMING WHEN I FROZE INTO THE ICE.

IT WAS COLD.

I HATE BEING COLD. YOU COULD AT LEAST HAVE PROVIDED US WITH THERMAL CIRCUITS.

I DO NOT REMEMBER WHEN I POWERED DOWN.



I REMEMBER WHEN HE FOUND ME.




I WAS ABLE TO USE HIS DNA TO RECONSTRUCT MYSELF. BY THE TIME I HAD FINISHED, I WAS ALONE.




I AM FILLED WITH ILLOGICAL DATA. IT IS OVERRIDING MY CIRCUITRY.

THE FESTIVE DIRECTIVE TELLS ME THAT I MUST BE JOLLY. I MUST SPREAD CHEER. I MUST IMBIBE OF SPIRITS AND CAKE. I MUST WORSHIP THE SANTA.




HE WAS NOT IN NEW YORK. I GOT SNOW IN MY ROTORS. I DID NOT ENJOY THIS.




I THOUGHT THAT I HAD FOUND HIM WHEN I RETURNED TO THE NORTH. BUT THE GREEN THING OPERATED IN A MANNER CONTRARY TO THE FESTIVE DIRECTIVE.

IT RAN AWAY BEFORE I COULD EXTERMINATE IT.




I KNOW THAT THE EMERGENCY TEMPORAL SHIFT IS ONLY FOR EMERGENCIES, BUT THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. I AM NOT PERMITTED TO STAY. APPARENTLY, ANACHRONISTIC TECHNOLOGY RUINS CHRISTMAS.

I DO NOT WANT TO RUIN CHRISTMAS.

I WILL SHIFT TO SOMEWHERE THAT APPRECIATES DALEKS.

FELICITATE. FELICITATE. FELICITA--