The mail came! I got That Thing I Ordered! It's like Christmas in July!!

[ask_deadpool]

H-hey guys! It's me! Bob! Remember me? Your favorite sidekick? I know, I know - I haven't said hi in awhile. It's just that...well...Mr. Wilson, sometimes he doesn't like other people touching his things, and I really, really like all my fingers. Even the little one that's kind of crooked because I broke it when Mr. Wilson stepped on it last year

Comments

[gentle_john]

Aww look at the little grenades! It's so cute and deadly I just want to hug it and squeeze it and pay it money to blow up the people I don't like into itty bitty pieces!

[ask_deadpool]

I KNEW YOU GUYS WOULD UNDERSTAND. :D

[guntotinggirl95]

Look at the little katanas, and the little grenades! So cute! So deadly! It's Dute! No, wait, Ceadly! Oh, I don't care what it is, I WANT ONE!! (:P)

[ask_deadpool]

See? There was no way I could resist buying this completely necessary pony. Now he keeps me company while I cook!