Merc Werc Part II: What To Do When You’re Totally Screwed

[ask_deadpool]

Holy Heidi in leiderhosen! It's been a year and a day since I've managed to make it to my trusty little laptop and share my ingenious thoughts of the moment with you, my loyal if misguided fans! But rest assured, I'm back in the saddle now. And rarin' to go. Or somethin'a that kind, anyway. Where've I been, you ask? WELL I'LL TELL YOU. I've been in

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[bairdduvessa]

educational

[ask_deadpool]

Glad t'be of service!

[bairdduvessa]

ha

[amejisuto]

Nice to hear from you again man! Be careful with the whole freezing thing.

Do they even make human sized Ziplock Freezer bags I wonder?

[lady_of_mists]

It kind of makes me wonder if this experiment might involve those machines that suck the air out of the bag to keep the contents really fresh... O_o;;

[amejisuto]

That sounds just as likely as those cryogenic experiments where you cut off someone's head and freeze it. Actually, between the cold and the vacuum, I'd say it has a pretty good chance of working.

I was reminded of the very first episode of Eerie, Indiana where these kids were locking themselves up in giant Tupperware containers at night. I doubt that would actually work though, and you'd never get rid of that plasticy smell.

[ask_deadpool]

Well I ain't lettin' anyone cut off my HEAD. Sheesh!

[ask_deadpool]

Don't worry. It'll pass just like the amount of time you have to wait for Marvel to send you an overdue subscription!

...Oh. Well. Guess you'd better worry, then!