HEY YOU GUUUUYS

[ask_deadpool]

I CALL SHENANIGANS.

Just when I was about ta celebrate my lil old journal havin' FIFTY WHOLE READERS now (hello, readers!), I find out someone else out there in LJ land is claimin' to be me. What's up with this, yo? I didn't even know I hadda stake my claim. MAN. Every time I look around, some yutz is pretendin' t'be cool like 'Pool. Whyizzat? I

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[lady_of_mists]

You are obviously the first and only Deadpool. You'll have to get a Slim Shady-like theme song to prove it. :)

(And/or slicing and dicing, ne? That should get anyone sane to drop their ridiculous claim!)

[ask_deadpool]

Yer so smart. Good idea! I'll hunt down some starvin' artist to write me an awesome song about how people claiming to be me will die slow and painful deaths. Genius!

[mmmmmbacon]

There's always the_fucking. That's one's even more fun to say.

[ask_deadpool]

I've decided I'm above it all. No need t'claim to be me when everyone knows I'm the real thing. (Eh, that an' I'm lazy.)

[ask_deadpool]

That's right. They only WISH they could be this cool.

Yeah,you ain't the only one that's a little bit PEEVED right now. But I'ma wait for the movie to come out, and if it turns out as annoyin' as I think with respec'ta me, THEN I might haveta go kick some movie-people butts. Y'know?

[chrryblssmninja]

We will testify to your identity and awesomeness.

[ask_deadpool]

That's why I keep y'all around, y'know? ;)

[addygryff]

Dude, I'd pay good money to hear a conversation between you and River Tam.

[ask_deadpool]

How much money we talkin' about, here? 'Cause I bet I could jack her off that lese boat'a theirs for an afternoon if needed.