Hey! I, Bob, actually get to answer questions now! Wow!

[ask_deadpool]

H-Hey everybody! Bob, Agent of HY--, er, I mean, President of Mr. Wilson's Fan Club, here! Hail Mr. Wilson! Mr. Wilson (who also goes by Deadpool, of course) has finally let me out of the kitchen long enough to answer all the amazingly wonderful questions you nice, kind, fantastic people have sent in to show how much you like me and want to hear

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[pookiesbleubass]

Hi! Um... I hope I'm doing this right... *nervous twitch* Been looking for a place to get an answer to this question for the longest time.

How does Deadpool's costume stay all smooth and bump-free (what with his cancerous cell growth and all)? From previous *ahem* experiences, it was noted that spandex shows everything...

[diego061603]

Wow, much appreciated for videos, they're great.

And here's the question.
Dear Deadpool.
What if you and Bob and maybe Cable somehow jumped forward in time to like.. 40k year?.. With those Big Bolters and stuff it would be fun, right?

And..um.. I draw you some PoolMarine armor with my poor drawing skill. Want to check it? (but drawing skill surely sucks)

[lady_of_mists]

Thanks, Bob! Much obliged for your answer!

And you know I'm up on the list to want to be in the fanclub, but I'm short of time this morning and need to go get ready for the day. :waves: Good to see you!

[ask_deadpool]

And when I figure out how to actually make neat fanclub things, you'll be first on my list, Miss Lady!

Mask and Suit

[vo0do0_chi1d]

Hi Deadpool.

im an HUBER-FAN!!!!

My question is about your suit and mask.
is there any Symbolizm for the markings on the suit?!?!
do the colors represent something?!??!
and what does the mask mean???? the ellipses around the eyes?!?!?!?

it's been eathing me for a while, and who'd be better to answer it that you buddy!

So plz hit me back!

[hermione_vader]

Bob, you're adorable. I think I love you but maybe not as much as Mr. Wilson.

Here's a journal where Mr. Wilson sporks bad fanfiction, some of which he appears in and some of which he doesn't, but he thinks is unintentionally hilarious anyway: deadpool_sporks (Mr. Wilson wants me to pimp it out, but I'm not sure where to do that, so I'll recommend it to you, the President of his Fan Club.)

[hermione_vader]

Also, Bob, I have a question for you:

If you were to appear in Mr. Wilson's upcoming movie, who would you like to portray you? I heard that Ryan Reynolds wants to make the film an R-Rated musical (though that could just be a rumor on TVTropes that comes to naught), so I was thinking that either John Barrowman or Nathan Fillion could play Cable and Neil Patrick Harris could play you. But I really want to know what you think.

[ask_deadpool]

Hi Miss Vader! Thank you for the link. I passed it on to Mr. Wilson. He said it's really neat that people like him so much. But he also told me he can't read other people's things that are anything like this journal or fans might accuse one person of copying another and also his head will explode from all the meta. What's meta? I'm not sure, but even Mr. Wilson might not recover from his head exploding, so I guess he shouldn't read any other things in the same style as his journal. But he said thanks anyway!

[hermione_vader]

Aw, man, that stinks! You see, I think my Mr. Wilson and all of the other Mr. Wilsons in these other links come together to create the collective Mr. Wilson shown here, so no one is copying off each other---we're just trying to recreate the pure, unadulterated awesome that is Mr. Wilson.

That journal came about independently of this one, starting in this post on badfic_quotes, and then we found out about this journal, and we were like, "SQUEE!!! THAT'S SO AWESOME!!!!" We didn't really mean for it to happen like that---it just sort of did because Mr. Wilson is getting a lot of badfic these days due to Mr. Reynolds prettiness. Long story short (and to quote an episode of Angel): "It was this whole weird thing with an arm in a box."