Comments | ask_exterminate: COMMANDER. I AM LOST.

ask_exterminate

COMMANDER. I AM LOST.

Dec 19, 2009 22:29

COMMUNICATION TO: DALEK EC
COMMUNICATION FROM: DALEK BETA

COMMANDER. I AM LOST.

I WAS ATTEMPTING TO ACCELERATE GLOBAL WARMING WHEN I FROZE INTO THE ICE.

IT WAS COLD.

I HATE BEING COLD. YOU COULD AT LEAST HAVE PROVIDED US WITH THERMAL CIRCUITS.

I DO NOT REMEMBER WHEN I POWERED DOWN.

( I SLEPT IN THE ICE FOR A LONG TIME... )

the santa, felicitate felicitate felicitate, commander i am lost

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blue_fjords December 20 2009, 23:45:11 UTC

FRIENDLY FELICITATING DALEK! A word to the wise: the best way to spread Christmas cheer is by singing loud for all to hear.

Or pop in some Rankin/Bass and revel in the trippy cheese.

ask_exterminate December 21 2009, 00:26:24 UTC

I HAVE A SONG FOR YOU, CHEERFUL TEETH.

blue_fjords December 21 2009, 00:39:53 UTC

Aww, you look so cute in black and white! You festive little cherub, you!

amycooper December 21 2009, 02:50:32 UTC

Merry Christmas Dalek. Eggnog?

ask_exterminate December 21 2009, 05:39:56 UTC

I HAD A LOT OF EGGNOG AT THE PARTY.

BUT YOU ARE VERY PRETTY.

ONE MORE COULDN'T HURT--

amycooper December 21 2009, 12:31:01 UTC

A little extra eggnog never hurts! Um...how are Daleks at processing alcohol?

annemjw December 21 2009, 07:21:51 UTC

Merry Christmas, Dalek! You are at least spreading joy throughout the internet!

ask_exterminate December 21 2009, 07:30:05 UTC

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU, HUMAN.

YOU APPRECIATE FESTIVE CHEER. YOU WILL NOT BE EXTERMINATED.

MY HEAD HURTS. WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT? WHY AM I COVERED IN PERMANENT MARKER?

annemjw December 21 2009, 07:33:56 UTC

\o/

Poor thing. Do you want some Brasso or something?

ask_exterminate December 21 2009, 07:45:56 UTC

ONE OF THE HUMANS GAVE ME A SNUGGIE BECAUSE I WAS NOT ALLOWED IN THE BLANKET MADE OF BURRITOS. THE HUMAN THAT SHOUTS "TORCHWOOD" KEPT SHOUTING AT ME AND WOULD NOT LET ME INSTALL A SPEAKER SYSTEM IN HIS HEAD.

I LIKE THE SNUGGIE. IT IS WARM AND IT HAS A SLEEVE FOR MY PLUNGER. DON'T GET BRASSO ON MY SNUGGIE!

I THINK THEY HAVE ALL PASSED OUT. THEY ARE VERY SILENT, BUT I DO NOT REMEMBER EXTERMINATING ANYTHING LAST NIGHT.

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editrx December 21 2009, 13:49:09 UTC

Many felicitations, dalek!

Have you discovered the mistletoe hung under Myfanwy's nest yet?

ask_exterminate December 21 2009, 23:51:55 UTC

I FOUND MISTLETOE HUNG ABOVE THE PLUNGER ATTACHMENT OF ONE OF THE MONKEYS. HIS NAME WAS HART.

THANKFULLY HE POWERED DOWN BEFORE I HAD TO KISS IT.

MANY FELICITATIONS TO YOU, HUMAN. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?

editrx December 22 2009, 04:28:47 UTC

I would like a big, red, india-rubber ball.

Barring that, I'd like a Doctor. In my stocking, please. I'm sure one of them can be made to fit. (Please not model #6. ::shudder::)

ask_exterminate December 22 2009, 11:07:15 UTC

I GOT YOU A RED BALL.

BUT IT DID NOT FIT IN THE VOID SHIP.

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gement December 21 2009, 19:52:19 UTC

Many felicitations, Dalek Beta!

I am thoroughly felicitated and will cooperate completely. If you have any holiday joy mines you would like to force me to work in, just point the way.

Good luck getting Ianto into a festive jumper.

ask_exterminate December 21 2009, 23:53:08 UTC

MANY FELICITATIONS, GEEK HUMAN!

I THREATENED THE ONE CALLED IANTO WITH EXTERMINATING HIS PRETZELS. HE WILLINGLY PUT THAT JUMPER ON.

WILLINGLY!