Comments | ask_janet: Writer's Block: Department of Burning Questions

ask_janet

Writer's Block: Department of Burning Questions

Jun 24, 2009 20:58

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dontask_pcandy June 25 2009, 01:08:33 UTC

Most beings eat non, that is non-sentient as a choice, from what I've noticed in the universe.

Thought you'd put something like "I like children, but I can't eat a whole one"....

ask_janet June 25 2009, 01:16:46 UTC

i know. i like to buck the paradigm.

dontask_pcandy June 25 2009, 01:34:35 UTC

I'm all about enjoying the buckkin', me...

HURRR HURRR!

ask_janet June 25 2009, 01:39:55 UTC

i like you.

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ask_aboutcoffee June 25 2009, 01:10:34 UTC

I'm going to assume for my own peace of mind that you mean tako.

If you don't bite me next time I bring you food, I could be persuaded to provide crunchy tuna roll.

ask_janet June 25 2009, 01:13:00 UTC

.....

what makes it crunchy?

ask_aboutcoffee June 25 2009, 01:26:33 UTC

It has tempura flakes! Delicious fried....stuff.

ask_janet June 25 2009, 01:31:45 UTC

oh, i suppose. all of this fried food cannot be good for our hearts.

i don't even know if i have a heart. or am eligible for nhs. this calls for a poem. or a musical number.

sometimes when i see my reflection in the glass
my maybe-heart(s) skip a beat.
am i alone?
where are my friends?
where is my home?
[bagpipes]

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gwen_e_cooper June 25 2009, 01:10:36 UTC

Don't even think about eating any animal babies, Janet.

Save rats. I suppose if you run across some rats in your cell no one will mind much if you have a nom on them.

ask_janet June 25 2009, 01:14:08 UTC

i save the rats for visitors. every time you dump someone down here you forget about them unless they're hot.

i promise not to eat any baby...animals.

timeagency June 25 2009, 02:04:45 UTC

How about voles?

dontask_pcandy June 25 2009, 02:10:19 UTC

Did you hear about the posh space vole? He thought he was one of the GLITTERATI...

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ask_captainjack June 25 2009, 13:36:52 UTC

Janet, I don't under your tag "i hate fucking torchwood".

By rights you should love us! We give you all the slops you can eat in 10 minutes before the bucket is pulled away.

We didn't shoot you in the face.

WE COULD HAVE. That was the old policy.

But now under me, Torchwood is more awesome. Everything under me becomes more awesome.

ask_janet June 25 2009, 14:32:19 UTC

torchwood wouldn't fucking suck if i wasn't in this cell.

come on, i am what i am.

and i am craving taquitos.

timeagency June 25 2009, 19:37:14 UTC

(posting while running with the Doctor=not as easy as it sounds.)

Found this in the yellow kitchen. Good enough?

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ask_janet June 25 2009, 20:09:54 UTC

that. is awesome. and spicy!

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