Comments | ask_janet: who's your daddy?

ask_janet

who's your daddy?

Jun 26, 2009 14:04

Dear Janet-

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i hate fucking torchwood, our tech is much better where i'm from, i miss home

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ask_captainjack June 26 2009, 18:38:24 UTC

Hart used to say he loves children but he could never eat a whole one! Maybe you two are soulmates. I'm sure he could give you something viral that lasts longer than hedgehogs.

ask_janet June 26 2009, 18:42:26 UTC

he was in here with his motor oil curry earlier.

i think i ate my last soulmate. har har har.

seriously, though, why doesn't fish face come around anymore? i didn't mind when he poked me with needles.

thedarkisasking June 26 2009, 19:59:27 UTC

Fishface sends his greetings and some fart noises.

Keep pestering them, weevil. You'll be in my domain soon enough.

Yeah, did you hear? They made me second in command here. I dare Gwen bloody Cooper to come replace me now.

Oh, Ianto, yes I bloody well heard. We'll discuss it. Someday.

ask_janet June 26 2009, 20:11:36 UTC

wah wah wah suzie. you're just sore because i said no.

domain? like, a subdomain? does it end in dot com? dot dead? www dot bite me dot dead dot com

dot lolz dot dead dot

help i can't stop.

ask_captainjack June 27 2009, 01:13:17 UTC

WOW second in command. Congrats, Suzie! I could see your potential when I recruited you.

ask_aboutcoffee June 26 2009, 21:06:03 UTC

I don't even know where to start. RPS has taken a terrible turn when people are writing (evocatively and interestingly, granted) about weevil babies.

Spaghetti dinners are so 2008.

dru_evilista June 26 2009, 21:48:07 UTC

Normally they write Owen/Janet or Ianto/Janet. Mostly Owen/Janet. There's even Owen/Janet in the Torchwood RPS books I read!

Though I don't think I've ever seen weevil mpreg before...

ask_aboutcoffee June 26 2009, 21:50:44 UTC

I always did think there was something a bit off about Owen's relationship to the Weevils.

Technically I suppose it's not Weevil mpreg unless a Weevil is pregnant, and they have four genders anyway, don't they, Janet? So the whole bloody thing's up for grabs.

I can't believe I'm devoting this much thought to Weevils.

ask_janet June 27 2009, 00:23:23 UTC

if torchwood devoted more time to weevils i wouldn't be here.

oh, i guess i'd be dead.

don't think about weevils!

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dontask_pcandy June 27 2009, 13:55:54 UTC

I said about the whole child earlier on.

*sigh*

No-one notices me.

ask_janet June 27 2009, 14:50:43 UTC

it's like we're soul mates. soul mates in woe.

dontask_pcandy June 27 2009, 17:38:24 UTC

Woe, woe and thrice woe...

:(

ask_janet June 27 2009, 18:32:59 UTC

we should get trashed.

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dontask_pcandy June 27 2009, 20:07:22 UTC

Superb.

No, really good. REALLY good!

ask_janet June 27 2009, 20:10:06 UTC

haaahaha. you mean my art? i did it with my fingers and this pint of alien faerie sauce. i call it, 'wankapalooza--an exploration of why you are a dumbshit.'

that's the general 'you' not you you, my jam partner.

dontask_pcandy June 27 2009, 20:13:29 UTC

Hmm, let there be t shirts.

and a website.

and signed action figures

ask_janet June 27 2009, 20:15:59 UTC

i'm sensitive about action figures.

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