my fanfics

[ask_janet]

a fanfics, by janet

i didn't make a header, lol. i won't get on the torchwood_three daily list. lol.
beta: gwen_e_cooper
WARNINGS FOR BITE ME.

Comments

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Well, bugger.

Look, if you're at the little cafe that serves the extra-good brownies, just don't eat Sandy, okay? She's the only decent barista in the bunch.

[ask_janet]

does she have giant hooters? she's been giving me the stink eye.

[ask_janet]

not that. not that that is where i am.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

No, that's Carla. She's awful, if I weren't sworn to protect innocent civilians I'd totally let you eat h --

HEY WAIT A MINUTE

I'm coming for your punk ass, Janet!

[amand_r]

HAHAHAHA I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON I CHECKED MY FLIST.

RUN JANET! RUN LIKE LOLA IN THAT FUCKING GERMAN MOVIE THAT I BARELY REMEMBER.

I imagine that techno is playing as you scurry down the Plass.

[ask_janet]

i'm offended that you didn't review my fanfics with one of your youtube videos. i hear you do youtube videos.

[amand_r]

Aw. I was remiss. It made me feel like this.

[ask_janet]

i take back anything that i might have said abotu eating you. that was fantastic.

i'm never gonna give up trying to get to the states so that I can eat your eyeballs. he should have put that line in there.

it's romantic.

[dontask_pcandy]

I'm posting a download of our last session in the Jandyt Blog on FaceFriend MyBlog thingy, so you can access it from anywhere on the web or IN THE WORLD Ha Ha! There is a return gig anytime you turn up Janet, just wipe the blood off the instruments if you can.

Ohh there is a Build Your Own Yurt kit as well when you want a break in the open in the winter when the sewage isn't flowing so quick. Travel toothsomely, and try something called stand-up comedy for the LULz and for drunk people who deserve to be eaten.

[ask_janet]

imma play some of that shit for thomas. he loves the jamz.

[inquireof_liz]

And don't forget hats for camouflage. Do email me and I'll send you a lovely set of pith helmets, sans heads. They'll make you feel like a true explorer.

Don't eat anyone I know.

Liz

[ask_janet]

quick but relevant question: technically, does any citizen of the british isles qualify as someone you "know"? or do you mean in the biblical sense?

[dontask_pcandy]

Point and shoot humour, you have to do stand-up. HAVE TO DO STAND UP JANET, see you on the circuit round London...

[inquireof_liz]

Good question. How about I buy you a ticket to France? Have you ever been to Paris?

[gwen_e_cooper]

Hey! Janet.

I did beta this but I thought it was FICTION!

How could you break out? We fed you and Ianto sewed appliques onto your new jumpsuit!

What. A. Bloody. Ingrate.

(I won't have the heart to mace you if I see you, just so you know. Unless you try to eat me. Or Sandy.)

[ask_janet]

oh for fuck's sake. how could i kill sandy when she makes such great latte?

your compassioning, gwen, it is the most compassionest of all. i'll eat you last.