Wish I could help. It's still dicey with me and Jack or I'd sneak into the Hub and bring you a better unit. (I think there's at least an Apple IIGS lying around the TARDIS somewhere.)
you wouldn't believe the shit they have down here. i found pong last week when i snuck out for a fag. pong. that's older than jack falling off a dinosaur.
Next time Hart stumbles by, ask him for an upgrade. He'll want something in return. Don't go for sex. You might catch something. But he would probably enjoy some of what they feed you. Ask him to snag you some real food, too, while he's bringing you some updated tech.
Have you got anything you can offer him for selling on Ebay? That always gets you on his good side.
I'm leaving shortly but will ask the Doctor if there's anything on the TARDIS to help you. Maybe Gwen can compassionate it to you.
i have volumes of my award winning poetry book, 'visions of a cell: the extrapolated meanderings of a prisoner of time in the meatpuppet world'. it's on hulu. or it was, until SOMEONE got it removed.
Surprised you haven't exploited their clothing department. Not that I as a constable advocate that. But speaking as a bloke who bought style into their wardrobe and then got the girl, it's worth a shot.
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wait. didn't that happen last week?
time gets so blurry when you live in a basement.
pong. fuck me.
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Have you got anything you can offer him for selling on Ebay? That always gets you on his good side.
I'm leaving shortly but will ask the Doctor if there's anything on the TARDIS to help you. Maybe Gwen can compassionate it to you.
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everyone's a critic.
hart! i need a curry! and some naan.
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Wait a bit, haven't I seen you in Tesco on the tills? Is the cell an improvement?
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i fucking love tescos. they throw all their expired steaks away in the skip out back.
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oh tescos. my sweet sweet downfall.
you should come down to my cell.
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