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[ask_janet]

dear captain assk and executive cage cleaner---

these are the worst clothes ever. i keep telling you i'm allergic to poly-cotton blend, but you just stand there and glare.

assk: why is she crying?
ecc: i don't know.
me: poly-cotton hives!

i hate you all.

Comments

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I do more than executively clean cages!

I bring food and psychoanalyze as well.

[ask_janet]

YOU CANNOT ENTER MY SKULL.

well. i guess if you had a drill. or a hatchet.

the kebabs are good.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

It's true, you are an impenetrable mystery. Very good for dramatic monologues on the nature of man, though!

[ask_janet]

i like to wave my hands about dramatically. i learned it from watchiing jack pace in front of my cell.

[zanetun]

There is nothing worse than being forced to endure clothes you are allergic to. I sympathise; I cannot wear wool of any kind.

[ask_janet]

poly cotton blend is like. it's worse than the time i woke up in the tutu with the party hat.

they think they're so funny up there. i'll show them funny.

[zanetun]

Just don't eat your executive cage cleaner. Captain Assk is okay to eat, I think. He'll live. ECC won't. :(

[ask_janet]

is this what they mean when they say 'don't bite the hand that feeds you'?

will take that under advisement.

not.

[dontask_pcandy]

Did all your weevil friends break into a warehouse or something? If the'd chosen another different warehouse would you all be in remaindered evening frocks or something?

These things must be considered seriously.

[ask_janet]

we don't like to talk about the jumpsuits and where they come from.

actually, we used to, but then the doctor retconned all my mates and now i'm the only one who remembers.

some of the time. sometimes i like to think about cheese.

[dontask_pcandy]

OoOo cheese, yes!

gotta nip out to the kitchen. Will keep in touch, mate, er, doll, er,um.

Janet is a female name, are you female, did they at least get that right for you?

[ask_janet]

i would explain quadsexuality to you.

but i won't.