Meme

[ask_jeevas]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Matt!

1. Donald Duck's middle name is Matt!
2. The only Englishman to become Matt was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Matt from 1154 to 1159!
3. The deepest part of Matt is over 35,000 feet deep.
4. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Matt!
5. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Matt!

Comments

[pink_chosen]

*snickers* "Reindeer like to eat Matt"?

[ask_jeevas]

I seriously don't get it. Good thing there's only moose here and no reindeer, right?

[pink_chosen]

I suppose. Though it'd be funny to watch you get eaten by the moose. *snickers again*

[ask_jeevas]

How about not. I'd rather not get eaten, squished, shot, or disemboweled.

[snackoos_ftw]

...You're certainly one very interesting guy, aren't you?

[ask_jeevas]

You know, the only thing that's true is probably number five.

[snackoos_ftw]

Honestly, they all sound dumb to me. Slightly amusing, maybe, but still dumb.

[ask_jeevas]

Well that's good. You know, wouldn't want anyone believe any of that junk these computers come up with.

[my_fingerpoints]

A lot of these sound a lot like sexual innuendo, if you don't mind me saying so.

[snackoos_ftw]

You're reading too much into this stupid thing, aren't you, Mr. Nick? I mean, if I go back and read over it, I--

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...Ew.

[ooc: AHAHAHA sorry, but I couldn't resist. X3]

[my_fingerpoints]

Yeah, you don't really have to read into it at all.

[snackoos_ftw]

You just destroyed all of the humor I saw in this before. Thanks.