Feb 06, 2009 16:18
I keep seeing all these adorable chubby, smiling, and stupidly-cute 4 & 6 month olds at the clinic, and the Moms smile and say "Oh, they're such good babies!" and there hasn't been a pain-in-the-ass toddler yet this month.
Tell me about the dumbass, annoying, and downright strange things your kids have done so I can fight off this impending infection of baby rabies. Have they jumped off a roof, stuffed pickles up their bum and coloured younger siblings in with magic marker "blackface"?
Bonus points for projectile bodily fluids.
apocalypse prevention