HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! I'm metaphorically drowning! UH OH!

[ask_mr_genitals]

Dear Mr Genitals,

Lately I've been peeing my pants and can't help it. It's really embarassing because my crush saw me wiping my ass in the gym after netball practice. I was like, "OH SHIT! LITERALLY!" I don't drink much water or like anything, so why is this happening? I'm so scared! *sob*

Much ♥,
~Petra~Dear Petra

Comments

[satans_moose]

Mr. Genitals...

What were you ON??

[uncle_roasti]

Shhhh! You're destroying the fantasy!

[fifi_lacreme]

oh, thank you Mr Genitals
my genitalia feel safe in your hands