INSPIRATION IS DEATH

[ask_mr_genitals]

Dear Mr Genitals,

Lately, I am paranoid about my phone trying to kill me. It beeps as loud
as possible, and vibrates! Like, a vibrating... machete!!!

AGH!!! IT'S GETTING ME NOW!!

*BEEP*
Dear *BEEP

Comments

[satans_moose]

I wonder who sent this?

Incidentally, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I literally Laughed Out Loud.

You rock.

[satans_moose]

Also: You forgot.

[uncle_roasti]

I set an alarm, and was on the phone. As soon as I got off, I realised, and called you immediately. The alarm had disappeared. I think I can be forgiven?

[satans_moose]

Of course you can! As if I could stay mad at you. Plus, I wasn't actually mad at you.

Eh.

[uncle_roasti]

You've got to email me first! I need problems to solve! I refuse to make them up myself!