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[askedto_bleed]

When me and Danielle get high in her room and her window is open, we always forget to close it and her cat tries to kill itself every time. It's fucking hilarious, it knows the windows open so it jumps up there and starts like climbing down the completely vertical side of the house with only its feet showing. LoL. A suicidal cat

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[unicorn_turd]

i had a suicidal cat once, it would jump off the roof of my house and not try to land on its feet. it also tried drowning itself in my jacuzzi a few times. it just jumped in and sank to the bottom, luckily, my family is good about closing the jacuzzi when we arnt using it, and so someone was around when it jumped in. his name was cheif and he hated everyone, he would let dogs pee on him and everyone. i think he hated life, but i love him, i think he ran away to be with bobcats, he was never good at killing himself, so i doubt hes dead.

the end, love liz

[askedto_bleed]

Hahahaha!
I really liked hearing that story.
I did.
<3

[unicorn_turd]

lol, im glad u find my cats troubled soul entertaining, haha

[sluticopter]

i like to name my cats real cool names like
FRANKIN FLUFF