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[askforboth]

You know it's bad when you black out after you sober up. No, really. Here I am all dressed for the occasion and next thing I know I'm in some sort of warehouse feeling last night all over again. And I step outside and it looks like I'm on some kind of movie set.

Except without the director. Or the catering truck. Or a supporting actress. Or

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[venusloveshock]

Not a reality show, sorry to say... It would be one really screwed up reality show if it were.

You're in Manhattan... and there's several creepy crawlies that are here to make everyone's lives hell, is the short version of the story.

[askforboth]

Well that sounds like a load of fun.

I'm guessing the long version lets me know A) How I got here B) How they got here C) Why we're here D) The nearest place I can get something to drink?

[venusloveshock]

It would. It's too bad no one really knows the long version then. We all showed up similar to how you did, these things were already here and wrecked the city...

As far as getting something to drink... Maybe the supply center workers have some saved from the wreckage.

[askforboth]

Well, that sucks.

I'm Tony Stark, by the way. Yes, that one.

[freudenstachel]

You know only slightly less than the rest of us.

I would advise against being bitten.

[askforboth]

...bitten by what?

[freudenstachel]

One of the "several creepy crawlies" already mentioned.

[askforboth]

Uh...huh. I'm guessing they've got very sharp teeth?

[callmecursed]

.....wrong reality, mister. Press nine and try again.

[askforboth]

Oh, good, a sense of humor! I was hoping I'd find one around here.

[callmecursed]

It comes with the lack of sanity, I've been told~

[askforboth]

Eh, you wouldn't believe how many tabloids have questioned mine.

[m0therlove]

I'm living in a bar. It's free for the taking if you wanna come help yourself.

[askforboth]

...you are living in a bar.

Address, cross-streets, hardest liquor on hand?

[m0therlove]

I picked it for the concrete walls and the jukebox, actually.

East 18th Street and First Avenue. And I've got pretty much everything. I've been sticking to the Jack and coke.

[askforboth]

More for me. I have the feeling I'm gonna need it

18th and First, got it. Not too far from where I am...

((OOC: Is this where I give puppy eyes for loggage?))

[notsogrim]

It's not a movie. Unless they didn't tell us because they want our reactions to be genuine. Just kidding.

[askforboth]

I've heard of directors doing that, so it's not too rare. But by the sound of things this movie'd be a crossover between Godzilla and the Brady Bunch.

[notsogrim]

Really? Okay, I'll bite. Brady Bunch, sir? Is it the variety of people we have in these parts.

[askforboth]

So far it seems pretty mismatched.

What's your name? I'm Tony Stark. And I have the feeling I'm going to get tired of typing and/or saying that soon enough.