Blinding Pain.

[asklucius]

Today I have managed to get one of those blindingly painful headaches that come from having to deal with ignorance. Once again one of my esteemed colleagues has gotten in over his head and the resulting mess somehow ends up in my competent and fashionably manicured hands

Comments

[istykat]

As one who is often in charge of important matters and gets very little credit for it, I empathize with you completely. In order to ease the gross misjustice that I feel in my place of employment, I have taken to stealing objects of desire. The most expensive quills, skeins of parchment, a delicate teacup that my superior enjoys or enjoyed rather, drinking her earl grey from. As I work with young women, I have also stolen a few of them, keeping them in a box under my bed where I let them out occasionally to scour my restroom facilities, dust my estate or occasionally lick my feet when they are deserving of reward.

I must tell you Lucius, this matter eases the employment headaches immensely. And when I'm feeling particularly achy in my noggin, a good flogging of one of the girls seems to numb the pain entirely.

[asklucius]

Well, a good flogging will ease nearly anyone's tension. I am afraid that there is nothing that the Ministry has that is nearly as nice as what I have already. Even the young ladies working here are not as lovely as my own wife.

[malfoy_lust]

I know its out of topic- but.. but..
Merry X-Mas to the Malfoy family!~
xox

[asklucius]

Thank you.

[mordigant]

You've been added as a friend, although I think you're perfectly horrid...

~Mordigant

[asklucius]

Well at least I'm perfect.

Hello Mr. Malfoy

[askpansy]

You may not know who I am. My name is Pansy Parkinson, and Draco and I go to school together, and i co-inside with him as a prefect of Slytherin.
I have started my own "askpansy" Journal to keep up with demand.
Would you mind spreading the word sir? That would be very helpful.
I would also like to add you to my Friends List

Sincerely,
Pansy Parkinson

Re: Hello Mr. Malfoy

[asklucius]

If there is a demand, you hardly need my endorsement.