This is Mine.

[asklucius]

You may ask me questions here. I may or may not respond to you. I do not have time to respond to everyone who might have an addled-brained question, but if you do, I will attempt to answer you.

Comments

[kirixchi]

Oooh! I'm terribly flattered that you've friended me, but I should warn that I write an unhealthy amount of smut about you and your wife, included, but not limited to the Christmas smut-tacular that I posted today....

Oh...and I'm lobbying rather stridently for your son and heir to take up with the Weaslette.

I should stop while I'm ahead, shouldn't I?

-Kiri

[asklucius]

At least she's a pureblood. You may write whatever you wish. Some of it is less likely than others to happen. But Draco shall end up with Parkinson.

[zabini_bl]

Mr Malfoy, just posted to let you know that I've added you to my friends list. :)

[asklucius]

You have been similarly added.

[narcissamalfoyx]

The only thing I want to know is why I haven't been added to your friends? In fact, I am not really asking a question i am demanding you add me, you insist on me getting a journal and when i do, I am not even on your friends list... what a shame

[asklucius]

I do not recall insisting on you getting a Live Journal. I do not respond to demands.

My Dearest,

[devonaravenhold]

Dearest Lucius, thank you for adding me to your friends list. It truly is quite the honor. So that you know, Draco is doing a fantastic job taking care of all of the pathetic little mudboods. Quidditch Camp also seems to have improved him as well. Sadly, I must fly off now. Quidditch match against Gryffindor is in 2 weeks afterall...

Re: My Dearest,

[asklucius]

Very good. I am glad that Draco has such a high calibre of friends to back him up.

Re: My Dearest,

[devonaravenhold]

Thank you for the praise, then again you always were the flatterer Being pureblood myself, the unwritten rule is that we must stay together. It has been some time since I had seen you last. I do hope that you will come and visit us during the match. It would be wonderful to see you once more...

Yours,
Devona

Re: My Dearest,

[devonaravenhold]

Please forgive my lack of punctuation earlier.

Devona

[severarse]

How lovely. You've seem to find your way on to a muggle's machine. But anyways, I must gawk at you as everyone else seems to, but I also must propose a question to you. (I promise, no discussion of the Dark Lord.) So here I go...
How is it that you get your hair so silky and smooth. I have tried everything and look at me. I'm a mess. I'm hoping you could put the past behind you, and share your wonderful secret with me.
SS

[asklucius]

Have you attempted a shower, Severus?

[severarse]

But of course I showered! Too many potion fumes must have ruined my hair...
SS

[asklucius]

Your hair was always greasy and disgusting. I do not think I have met a man quite as follically challenged as you. However I stand by my original deduction that a long shower and then perhaps a decent leave in conditioner would help you immensely.