Random bitch put-downs

[askseekknock]

My ex-housemate from last year was a reet biatch. to lighten up my livejournal which has been quite frankly dull recently... i decided to write some things to make you laugh... because if you don't laugh you more often than not cry (or eat custard whilst pretending that your a banana, or in Lucy my housemates case, a tree

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Ok Funky Cookie Moment

[good_laugh]

I hope they do a better job on me
Are you as good as they get
Did you get your money back
Have you come to have your tash removed
Have they finished your Mouthy .Open .Tranplant
Are you here under warranty

Re: Ok Funky Cookie Moment

[askseekknock]

genius! like it lots!