Diet

[askvoldemort]

I think I shall have to cut Muggles out of my diet. I had been dining on the blood of virgins, but this last one seems to have disagreed with me in some way. Perhaps she was not so pure as advertised. I shall have to have her family exterminated. I keep burping up impure blood. As if it was not disgusting enough going down the first time

Comments

[fantomeq]

Maybe you should simmer your virgin blood first? It might agree with you better, my lord. Mixing in some unicorn blood might be tasty. Hmm, Charlie Weasley is well protected by the dragons. I think someone who flies better than I should attempt it. I should start practicing with my broomstick right away to better serve you and overcome my faults.

[xxjericahxx]

And maybe perhaps adding a little spice might help.
Adding unicorn blood though, fantomeq, is very inappropriate. Recalling the burdens our Lord had to go through during the first year of that boy-who-lived-who-should-have-died, well, you get the gist of things don't you?

[fantomeq]

Oh, dear, I am wrong. Thank you for reminding me, xxJericahxx, for I have put our master's bad time out of my memory. And thank you again, my lord, for not crucio-ing me. I am befuddled because of your greatness!

[askvoldemort]

I know it can be nerve-wracking to speak directly to me.

[potionmastersev]

My lord *respectful bow* I hope that you will grant me the privilege of adding me to your friend list. I shall be adding you to mine right after I post this.

[askvoldemort]

So long as you promise not to divulge the contents of this journal to Dumbledore.

[potionmastersev]

of course, my lord. your secrets are safe with me.

[askvoldemort]

Very good then, you shall be added.

[dragon_smirk]

**suddenly Apparating**

Dear Voldemort,

I'm afraid we've had little misunderstanding the first time we...met... I know my joke about running to Dumbledore was rather silly and I am most sorry about it.

But I just wanted to tell you that I am not Charlie Weasley, alright...? I'm just a stupid girl whose nickname happens to be Charlie and who also happens to have a fascination for dragons...

Please don't eat my heart...

**and Disapparating just as suddenly**

[askvoldemort]

I still want to eat Charlie Weasley's heart. Your joke notwithstanding, the Weasleys are blood traitors. But your heart might be tastey as well. Stand still a moment....

[dragon_smirk]

**standing still and squeezing her eyes shut**

[askvoldemort]

That really is a bad idea. Are you certain you want to close your eyes while standing before me? Especially knowing how hungry for hearts blood I am?

[dawniky]

Good evening Milord. Can I suggest drinking Wormtail's blood? I know that the taste may be.. uh not that nice but you did want Virgin blood and because of the size of him, there must be quite a lot of blood. If not, I suggest Dragon Blood though it's best to boil it to room temp with added spices and herbs.

[askvoldemort]

I'm nearly certain that by this point in Wormtail's animagus life that he's had his way with many a female rat.

[dawniky]

Oh My Lord, that is a rather nasty image. I may throw up.

[askvoldemort]

I am evil. You should expect that. *smirks*

[bellatrix_les]

My Lord, my blood is always willing to feed you. I'm here to receive orders, my Lord, always.
I have been searching for the Muggle who does the headers for the journal of the rest and failed a couple of times. Afterwards, Severus Snape helped me. I should have asked you first my Lord. Do you want your faithful servant to torture her?

[askvoldemort]

My dear Bella, if I were to take your blood I would be deprived of your wicked presence. This is not something I wish to do, although I'm certain that the elixir of your life fluid would prove most intoxicating. Which muggle do you wish to torture? There is one who is vexing me here on my own journal... perhaps you could find this zaki and let her know that your Lord is not to be trifled with.

[bellatrix_les]

Always honouring me, my Lord. I was talking about the girl who does those headers for the pitiful Gryffindors. Both weasley girl, Lupin and Severus at first denied any information from her. Now I know who she is and I will torture her to please you.

[askvoldemort]

Ahh... I see. Well, Lucius had a non-muggle that did his. She did not cast in her lot to do mine however and suggested the contest. I think she was afraid if she did one I didn't like that I would torture her. I tortured her anyways for denying me. But in the end, I am pleased with what I have.