Half Life, Full Life

[askvoldemort]

Christmas was as to be expected. I suppose I could wax poetic and sing of the 12 supplicants of Christmas, but I really hate poetry. Unless it's about all of the great works I do. And even then it's likely a waste of time when you could be doing something far more evil. Then again, what is more evil than bad angsty poetry

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[fantomeq]

Happy Christmas, my lord! Today was a very convenient day for Christmas, and it was certainly evil to make people wait longer for their presents. I hope you enjoyed the Banshee Poinsettias and put them to good use.

I have written an exceptionally awful angsty poetry that you might enjoy torturing people with. It's here: It's at least half as effective as Crucio.

My apologies, master.

[fantomeq]

The link wouldn't appear. I'll try again. Perhaps Live Journal should be punished. http://www.fictionpress.com/read.php?storyid=1269667

Re: My apologies, master.

[askvoldemort]

The cold dark darkness gives me chills.

[anonymous]

What did you get me for Christmas?

An shitload of ass beatings from Harry Potter!

[askvoldemort]

Clever, and anonymous.

[anonymous]

Yes, it was anonymous, not so much because I am afraid. Please, you are too pathetic to be scared of but because I have no livejournal nor do I want one. So don't get any ideas that it was out of fear.

Also, if you were as powerful and great as you make yourself out to be then wouldn't you be able to magically be able to track me down and "make me suffer for my crimes?" Well... it goes to show you that you are truly pathetic, stupid and not what you make yourself out to be.

Yes I am clever. I am clever enough to realize that in the end, you ARE going to fail miserably. Harry Potter, along with Dumbledore and the rest of the Order are going to kick your miserable, cowardly, and bigoted ass and you will never take over the Wizarding World. Yes... clever to realize that, where you aren't. All you are is an ugly, malicious and ignorant snake like corpse that isn't even worth the air you breathe.

[naughty_imp]

Oooh, a psychic. I'm impressed. *rolls eyes*

Personally, I think you are just jonsing for attention without making it seem like you are. You come in, pass insults, and don't even bother to leave a name - you can leave a name without having a journal.

Now, how is that clever?

chill

[xxjericahxx]

Calm down, milord and my fellow colleagues,

This time is for our lord to celebrate, not to be bothered and badgered by some petty fool who thinks his childish insults can spoil our Dark Lord's fun.

Christmas is a time for torturing muggles, mudbloods and Dumbledore's pawns (at least for us death eaters), not to be irate or annoyed by someone who is obviously dumb enough to think he can stop our own fun.

So, enjoy and have a Dark yet pleasant christmas, milord.

Re: chill

[askvoldemort]

I did enjoy a Happy Christmas. Now, I'm pondering some resolutions.

[zaki]

um.....

Well, as I don't really have access to any stores that would sell Darksome Wizarding Goods, I really didn't get you anything. Unless you have need of dancing girls at your next Death Revel (hmm..on second thought....probably not a great idea. For me, anyway.) Ooh! I could probably track down another Sue in need of excruciating death. Or I could scream for you some more...

[askvoldemort]

Actually asklucius was just telling me of a Sue he had to forcibly remove from his presence. Rather amusing, really. I had a good chuckle.

I can always use more dancing girls, but as you pointed out, it might not be healthy for you. Perhaps you could knit me a lovely scarf. It does get drafty here in my fortress.

[zaki]

I read her posts. Sheesh. I believe she's been causing fights with Mrs. Lestrange as well... Should be interesting if she posts here!

I regret that while I'm great at sewing spangles onto sparkly dance costumes, I'm lousy at knitting. And I'm not sure if sparkles are your style. Perhaps I could bake you some yummy cookies instead?

[askvoldemort]

I prefer cupcakes. Make me some cupcakes then.

[askmrmalfoy]

As much as it pains me not to deliver your gift in a timely fashion, I would prefer not to compromise myself or you in its exchange. I shall wait until we next meet again..which should be soon if all goes according to plan.

I am sure you remember when our next appointment is, and I look forward to seeing you at that time.

[askvoldemort]

Ahh, a second Lucius. How... unfortunate.

[askmrmalfoy]

You mean there is another?

Well, there is that problem with duplication I have noticed. In my six months of playing with this "live journal" I've had upwards of three people claim to be my son, and at least one other claiming to be Tom Riddle.

And let's not leave out how many that have implied that they were some form of relative or former lover.

Annoying, really.

Ah, but I have little time to spare to it at the moment. Draco refuses to elaborate if any of the journals are truly his or not, and I let him have his secrets. As for the others, I more or less ignore them for the most part.

Muggles aspiring to be wizards. Droll, really. Very droll.

[zaki]

Muggles aspiring to be wizards. Droll, really. Very droll.

Aw....can you really blame us, Mr. Malfoy? ;)

Though there is no excuse for the rampant Mary Sueism. Even a gentle Muggle like me is handy with a spork when they show up.