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[askvoldemort]

Is it honestly too much to ask to have a couple of followers... actually follow me now and then? Seriously. It isn't ask if I ask a lot, only your soul. Really though... I am the Dark Lord, these new people were my family and they bumbled about messing around after I was felled by the boy who should have died. Is it really my fault that the

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Re: I'd follow!

[askvoldemort]

Why shouldn't I allow you to follow me? Are you a Muggle?

Re: I'd follow!

[askvoldemort]

Very good then. If you were a muggle who was to run scared you would at least be amongst the more intelligent ones. You would be shocked how many of them feel they can just chat me up.

My Dearest Dark Lord

[fantomeq]

I think you are desperately in need of more female followers, especially ones like me who are young and out of the public eye. I swear my allegiance to you and promise to worship you with my every breath. I think I'd be very valuable to you, and I have some recommendations as well.

I have some concerns about Severus Snape, who has had ample opportunity to poison the Potter boy but has failed miserably. I suspect he may not be completely loyal.

Might I also suggest that you renew contact with that Weasley girl who is becoming quite close to the Potter boy? With a Glamour or two (no offense, Great Lord, but she loved your younger self), she may accept you quite willingly.

Congratulations on winning against that old fool Dumbledore at the Ministry. He'll die soon. It's only a matter of time.

Respectfully yours,
Fantomeq

Re: My Dearest Dark Lord

[askvoldemort]

I must admit that I do find younger followers appealing. Severus Snape provides useful information to me about Dumbledore and what is going on at Hogarts. He is in an excellent position to do more than just harm the boy who should have died. The prophecy says that I am ti kill him and I am more than anxious to do so. When the time is right.

I do have other matters to deal with before renewing contact witht he Weasley brat. In the end, I do wish to kill Potter myself. And I shall.

Re: My Dearest Dark Lord

[fantomeq]

I defer to your wisdom, Master. And thank you ever so much for not Crucio-ing me. How can I demonstrate my loyalty to you?

Re: My Dearest Dark Lord

[askvoldemort]

I have just posted a way in which my minions might show their loyalty.

[dragon_smirk]

**runs to Hogwarts**

"Professor Dumbledore, Professor Dumbledore, I've found Voldemort!!! I know where he is!"

**then is hit by a green light coming from the wand of the Dark Lord and falls limply to the ground**

At least I tried...

[askvoldemort]

Why bother trying? You should smarten up about your family like Percy has.