Today I had the chance to purchase one of these.

For $20.

Man when I get lucky I sure don't underachieve. I think I need to start playing the lottery.

So I pop out of the garage about to head out for work when I hear this absolutely horrid screaming. Not like little-girl-fighting-her-brother screaming, I mean oh-God-someone-lost-an-arm screaming. It is coming from my neighbors backyard. Now I know they have a pool, so I figure this bears investigating. Grab cinder block, set next to fence, and ( Read more... )

So I figure at some point in here I should probably mention that I'm not dating my girlfriend anyomre. Yeah, it takes some getting used to being single again since we were dating for 4+ years ( Read more... )

Isn't it funny how sometimes the people you know best can be biggest pain...

..and then isn't it awesome how someone you don't speak with nearly often enough happens to come along at just the right time.

Kira, if you're reading this - thanks!

SO I figure I'm LONG overdue for a real honest update. You know, seeing that I haven't done it in a while. Sooo ( Read more... )

I will never understand the purpose of having a dishwasher where you have to pre-wash the dishes.

One of my life goals has been attained... I, with the assistance of a friend, completely botched the making of a pizza. Well to be honest, we didn't even make it to the pizza stage... we kind of screwed up on the dough. Oh well.

Finally dug out and hooked up my scanner... some scanned comic clips for your viewing pleasure!

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Comic #1

Comic #2

More scanned goodness to come!

THE CAT WASHING MACHINE ( Read more... )

WEll kids, I'm back home in Jacksonville. So far things are going fine, but tomorrow I get to go job-hunting ( Read more... )