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[asl_phoenix]

My parents are running a comically old version of Firefox, never update their machine, never scan it for viruses or adware unless it's too late, and somehow A: don't trust me to stick in a hard drive (it'll be harder to find their P#0 screwdriver) and B: always come back to blaming me when it does break

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[iateyourundies]

It doesn't rot just to spite you. You should kick its bastard ass. Kick it good.