Alright already. I'll give you directions, like you'd really show up at my house, HA! I'll have to steal something/someone near and dear to you and strategically place it on my front lawn like a lawn gnome to get you to show up way out in never-land where I live. And preregister damn it! I have much more of a chance that you may actually show up if you're the one behind the wheel. Even though, now that Jess is officially licensed it's about time for some payback. Doncha think?? Call and tell her you need some smokes or you're having cheesecake with-drawls at 2:00am. heh..heh..heh.. Actually, smoke up your ass can lead to wonderfully scented poops. Similar to a nice smoky gouda. On that note, I envy your quick wit. It tends to be much more tasteful than mine which often has a slightly bitter after taste. Maybe it's just a little too aged.
"You must have just the right bullets, and the first one's always free..." - T. Waitsaslan_of_narniaAugust 21 2005, 18:46:41 UTC
Nonsense, lady; good company and a Killians is definately enough to get me to go somewhere. Soonest class is this Thurs., tho I was really hoping for something that fell on a weekend. You cool with that? At this point, probably, just to get me driving again. Speaking of such things, my tincture seems to help. Not the miracle cure I was hoping for, but Magic Bullets are scare these days, aren't they
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Dude, I'm totally reveling in this shit. I haven't been this fucking happy in a long ass time. I get my car tomorrow, so I'll be coming by to get my shit. Maybe we could hang? Come over and help me paint the baby's room? Huh huh? Or do you not want to get your "pretty" hands dirty..haha. So you should call me tonight, because I have no way to check my email.
Pretty hands, tsk tsk tsk.. minus 2 points and falling further into the red. Thursday is good, so do it already. And I already have a front yard full of staked cats. Maybe I'll dig up Hunter and stake him out front. Luv yuuuu!!
Where do I start? You're tall, you have rock star looks and that sexy southern accent. Kinda like a male Jeri Hall in the rough. Maybe that's a stretch... anyway, I'm not so much envious as incredibly appreciative :)
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Actually, smoke up your ass can lead to wonderfully scented poops. Similar to a nice smoky gouda.
On that note, I envy your quick wit. It tends to be much more tasteful than mine which often has a slightly bitter after taste. Maybe it's just a little too aged.
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Love you!
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