The Wrecking Ball

[aslera]

A wrecking ball, 3,000 pounds and all, got loose from the library today...and rolled down North Main Street...played ping pong on some cars...and then rolled into the back seat of a car stopped at the stop sign by the Pampered Palette. The guy was in the car...at a stop sign...and a wrecking ball rolled into his car. He's fine. But it's like the

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[skyrain]

I feel like I would be the kind of person to be in the car that stopped the massive wrecking ball, or maybe, i'd get passed by it while driving a horse trailer, and simply sip my coffee and continue on though the intersection after looking both ways.